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whitecotton

@whitecotton

Concerned Mom

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Joined December 2008
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The worst part about a close friend dying on Valentine’s Day, is finding out via those candied heart messages.
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I’m ruining this bar’s karaoke night
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Weed is about to be criminalized again, but not one dispensary is advertising an ‘everything must go’ sale with a wacky, inflatable arm guy out front. It’s almost like someone knows people will buy it regardless of the law?
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While I appreciate the discourse on all the nuances of marijuana legislation - please keep in mind this post is about how my wacky, inflatable-arm-guy business is going bankrupt, I have a huge warehouse of inventory and NO idea how to draw foot traffic to my storefront
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BREAKING NEWS: Pretend Cowboy takes brave stand against pretend Satanists.
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I miss the days when the worst thing that could happen on your phone was a guy breathing too hard
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The second worst thing about Billionaires is: they found a way to make worshipping Satan, not cool
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I miss the good ol’ days when America was owned by the Saudis.
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Epic night at the Blind Tiger Comedy Club
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This may be your only chance to see a comedy legend perform in the basement of a children’s restaurant. Blind Tiger Comedy Club | SATX | FRIDAY | 7pm ticketleap.events/tickets/bl…
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New drinking game: turning on the News
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Benjamin Button, but for civilization
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I don’t care what color the mall Santa is, but I draw the line at tongue rings
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Shocked to find out that - on top of all that “other” stuff - apparently this Hitler guy also did drugs?!
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Always a good sign for a society when people have to start conversations with sentences like “Personally, I believe murder is a bad thing..”
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Coldplay Against the Machine
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A young couple stand in the bathroom bleakly staring at the little plus sign on their Dollar General pregnancy test. The boy sighs deeply, shakes his head and continues his conversation on late stage capitalism
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Now more than ever #WWIII
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I refuse to recognize any Pope who doesn’t sound vaugally like Super Mario.
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“I can’t believe the Dems are doing NOTHING to stop this!? It’s almost like there’s consequences to voting for the lesser of two evils!”
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