writer, tattoo addict, coffee connoisseur, Bobby Fischer of Friends trivia, type 1 diabetic, serial comma defender, and makeup addict. I will always have gum.
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my boyfriend answers the phone by saying "Hi" and not "Hello?". I officially live with a psychopath.
😭 me crying because I am a lifelong @ThatKevinSmith fan and just learned he’s coming Sept 8 but this time, for the first time, I can’t go.
Since @ThatKevinSmith talks so much about what movies meant to him and his dad, it seems there is weird poetic justice that I can’t attend this event for this reason.
But @ThatKevinSmith you favourited one of my tweets when I was in my 20s and I still talk about it (I’m 32 now) so thanks. And thanks for so many laughs in my life when so desperately needed.
Rewatching Clerks 2 for the millionth time only now I'm 30 and feel personally attacked Randal is supposed to be 32 in this movie... @ThatKevinSmith
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Oh hi, just here to announce in addition to being a writer I'm now in the midst of my graphic design education because comms and marketing professionals have to know how to do it all now 🙃
Shoutout to @lawandordertv for bringing EO back on the Thursday of a long weekend. I will need the time to recover. #lawandorderorganizedcrime #LawAndOrderOC
I’m going to need @bradmondonyc to release some merch that says “bleach doesn’t lather” kthx
Serious question: is there anything better than a brand new 2XL hoodie? I don’t care what size you typically wear, give me oversized sweatshirts or give me death!
What stands between me and holidays you ask? 5hrs of conference calls and 4 massive corporate documents to edit. 🙃 #amwriting
This is the episode I didn’t know I needed. This is also the minimal motivation I needed to day drink. @bertkreischer @ChristinaP
Where’s the rest of the “skip Halloween to get to Christmas” crew at because I know it ain’t just me.
