Watching @surreycricket with @bbctms on the radio for the Test Match

While we have a hosepipe ban eh @thameswater at ///rocky.broad.filled w3w.co/rocky.broad.filled

Blimey! @EE can't you provide a decent signal in the middle of Blackpool?

Blimey @BBCRadio4 @BBCPM a discussion about prison with no mention of prison abolition, of the profits made by prison companies, that prison does not work. Broaden your horizons and provide real balance not just between the hang 'em and flog 'em politicians.

The background noise is really ruining the commentary tonight @bbctms can you close the window or reduce the stump mike or stop talking at the back?

Ooof! @johnshuttlewrth

Very disappointed with @FSBInsService . I paid their invoices the day they sent them. They have taken a month since I cancelled and have not sent my refund. Small claims court here we come. And I hope my MP @vickyfoxcroft will do something to force these charlatans to improve.

Another leak for you @thameswater. Outside 41 Algernon Road, Lewisham Some of us remember when this exploded a few years ago and wrote off several cars. ///online.frosted.manage w3w.co/online.frosted.manage

Does anybody know any high-profile people who might need to silence the media? There was speculation a Premier League owner was facing certain allegations. Anyone know if there is any connection? judiciary.uk/judgments/jws-v…

Another leak for you @thameswater ///script.credit.river w3w.co/script.credit.river

Hey! @thameswater you know that leak you said you'd fixed after along-running complaint (33558874)? And that was the second time in the same place? It's leaking again.

This has been leaking for months @thameswater outside 7 Granville Park in Lewisham south east London.

All set for the final VP lunch of the season. Thanks to Hinge and Bracket (Martin Haines and John Burran) for help setting up. See you in the bar from midday. A big @CPRFC welcome to @HWRFC

Will these be £1.65 or £1.80 at the checkout @Tesco

All set for the @CPRFC VP Christmas lunch. Thanks to Martin Haines and John Burran for help setting up this morning. And to all the staff. Deeds not words!

Got to love @TfL. Approaching 60. Nowhere does it say you must wait until 10 days before your birthday before applying for the 60+ photocard. It does say it will take two weeks (14 days) to arrive. No hope for Xmas kids. Its "Press 5 and we'll call you back" not working either.

You fixed leak, filled it and it leaked again. You fixed a second time and it has been leaking again for two days. Your fencing all blown down too today. @thameswater

There is nowhere to store a hover cover at the Oval. They would need to lose a stand or shrink the ground. @bbctms

Is the work experience kid in charge of sound on @BBCRadio4 #WATO today? only hearing the in-studio voices none of the recordings

Is the work ex boy running @bbctms at the Oval? Days of the commentators having other programmes and the FA Cup setting up in their headphones and today we only had the effects mike, then brief commentary and now radio silence. Try turning it off and on again. @surreycricket