Pressing on toward the mark ✝️, cheering like a madman for my #Seahawks and #SeaKraken, spoiling my cat rotten, and trying to find a little joy in each day.
Somewhere in Washington
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“I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway”—Crow T. Robot
My shirt from @sound_hockey arrived today and I am ready to welcome Jason Robertson to town in December. 😊 #SeaKraken
—Repeatedly says, “I don’t know.”
—Proceeds to offer an uninformed (and, it turns out, painfully incorrect) take on the situation.
This one clip is the apotheosis of everything wrong with sports media today:
This goes down as one of the worst takes of all time following the most recent Jalen Hurts diagnosis
#Eagles
People need to get fired over this. And if I’m Jalen Hurts I’m speaking to an attorney: he is lucky that the Eagles didn’t get him killed.
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days.
Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Palate cleanser: Chase Reid scores his first collegiate goal for Michigan State tonight.
My first @WhitworthFB game since I was a student (and that’s been a while! 🤪) #DefendTheShip
Not necessarily bad news on Monty—even if he only misses a couple of games you want to have 7 available D-men on the roster—but I won’t be breathing easy until we hear one way or another.
That said, welcome @KidNelly89!
The #Seahawks never seem to play a normal game. But they really ramp up the craziness factor on Thursday nights.
The #SeaKraken fought hard, forced overtime, and came away with a point without Brandon Montour for most of the game. No shame in this loss.
Watched both plays happen live on my living room TV. When Largent belted Harden my whole family just lost our minds.
Funniest thing is that play got negated by a defensive holding penalty and didn’t end up counting. #PaybacksABitch
“There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.”
To paraphrase Niles Crane, It's the final step in ESPN’s descent from legitimate sports network to dancing bear.
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck.
Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons.
There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth.
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