Purveyor of fine western goods.

Western U.S.
Joined November 2025
Never doom.
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Be a grey parrot. Be considered “one of the smartest bird species” renowned for your intelligence. Be monogamous.
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This is a random bird fact posting account. You’ve been warned.
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Dear France, Your King is here in Missouri. Just light the torch, and he will break from his bronze cast and ride through the heavens to the streets of Paris and take back what is yours. What are you waiting for?
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The Westold fam is heading to the pumpkin patch today with our godparents. Apple cider, pumpkin bread, kettle corn and wagon rides are imminent. Clear sunny skies and the trees are red, orange and yellow with their autumn leaves. It’s the perfect fall Sunday. *tips hat*
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Me, a western American, looking at the France riots right now
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They don’t make them like this anymore
George Washington's folding military trunk bed, used by him during the Revolutionary War in 1783
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What do they call it when you’re an alcoholic but with grass fed whole milk?
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If you’re moo-ved by this post please share your whole milk recovery story
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I built my wife a home gym all for myself.
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We’re not in Kansas anymore
Tesla is creating three variants of the Next-Generation Roadster. One of them is invite only: Performance: • Road ready with seating for two. Includes active aero and a multi-mode suction system. Thrust Augment: • Race ready with seating for two. Includes Performance active aero and a multi-mode suction system, plus acceleration thrusters. Rocket Augment (Invite-only) • Air ready with seating for one. Includes Performance and Thrust, plus a full flight system.
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Reject flock cameras. Embrace the cowboy ethos.
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My wife: Why won’t you wear brand name clothing? Me: Because
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There are two new housing developments near me in desirable locations. The builders for each are Lennar and DR Horton. The houses, although massive and modern, are cheaply made with tiny yards. Since around August the construction has tapered down to almost a full stop with only about 20% of the developments completed. Of the homes that have been built, many are sitting on the market for months with large “AVAIL” signs fastened to the front. No one can afford them. What’s next?
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This is the bread box of my 4th great-grandfather, Horatio Kingsbury. It's 170 years old. Simple, but sturdy. He was a farmer in Massachusetts his whole life. My grandmother gifted it to me several years ago, and I'm very grateful.
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To the greatest sea cowboy of his time. Happy Columbus Day.
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Unplugged the TV just now and told my kids I’d give them $5 for every book they read (grade levels 2-5). I then showed them 25 books of various children’s series. They’re now all reading with determination. It’s really that easy.
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This is the day that Lord has made. I will rejoice and be glad in it. *tips hat*
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Shatter a flock cam with this one simple trick:
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Reject flock cameras. Embrace the cowboy ethos.
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You would think if they were building a surveillance grid in plain sight we would be given the choice to at least vote for it. But apparently that is too much to ask in our late-stage “democracy.”
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