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On this day in 2020, Lanzini scored THAT special goal against Spurs ⚒️
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This just kept getting worse
In November 2020, Kazakhstani bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko married a s*x doll named Margo in front of dozens of wedding guests.
Months later, he divorced her, after admitting he had “cheated” on her with a supermarket chicken.
Tolochko had spent around 18 months publicly treating Margo as his partner before dressing her in a white wedding gown, placing a ring on her finger and sharing their first dance.
Then, just before Christmas, Margo broke and had to be sent away for repairs.
While she was gone, Tolochko later claimed he became se*ually involved with a “strange object” and a supermarket chicken.
By March 2021, Margo was out of the picture.
Tolochko introduced a new “wife” named Lola.
She had a woman’s head attached to the body of a giant chicken.
Tolochko, who identifies as pansexual, later said he was still open to dating an actual person.
There was just one condition: They would have to accept his dolls too.
A pizza without cheese is like a Spurs fan with actual success — imaginary, pathetic, and the only people still pretending it exists are the same deluded cunts who bottle every chance they get and then cry about it for the next decade.
Excluding cup games. What games this season so far have you come away thinking we’ve played really well? Obviously Wrexham then what else? Wolves we got there in the end? Derby was a good result but performance I thought could’ve been better. Am I missing some?
I think Man City and all the other big 6 bellends should fuck off to there super league and take VAR with them so we can enjoy proper football like proper blokes fucking proper mate
Do I care? No. Will I try to watch it but fall asleep before the main event starts? Yes.
WE DID IT 🥹 🇬🇧 Forever indebted to the U.K. public for their support of @anthonyjoshua we couldn’t have got this over the line without you ❤️ 🇬🇧
