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✨WendyDarling✨

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I sleep in a bed of cats and lost dreams 🌈💕🌈 💕🌈💕🌈https://xitter.cf/t.co/6aPZ73Zq9E

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Joined March 2009
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✨WendyDarling✨@wendchymes17 Nov 2021
Sure you can come over for dinner. Did you want the can of tuna shreds or the turkey pate ?
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✨WendyDarling✨@wendchymes31 May 2018
I had a frozen meal for dinner Ok ok ok it was ice cream but still...
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✨WendyDarling✨@wendchymes1 Sep 2016
We're having lobsters for dinner . Update - we have pet lobsters now
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Nice thing about aging is you can fall asleep at any random social event and no one cares or wonders if everything is ok
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postmodern baseball ☕️@TomSchallyAug 29
there's a strange grief that comes with late august that I can’t quite explain
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You’d have to actually PAY ME to make me get verified. I don’t care if you think I’m a warthog in a mumu writing these tweets. You get what you get. And it’s FREE !
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✨WendyDarling✨@wendchymes26 Oct 2016
Always find new songs to love along with all of your old favorites. Life is too short to get stuck on one playlist.
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✨WendyDarling✨@wendchymes15 Jun 2016
Write your children love letters, too
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I hope Patrick knows if we find him with his throat slit and paralyzed on the ground, unable to speak, that we won’t investigate it . AT ALL.
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Me at drive thru: One grande iced pumpkin spice extra whip, also Patrick Clancy is guilty…
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That motherfucker did it 💯
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I pray my daughter never meets a Patrick Clancy.
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At this point, Kevin Reddington is the sexiest man alive.
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How much do I love you? Enough to never bother you with the details of it.
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Looking at myself naked in mirror * Shout out to my future coroner. Sorry about all the things that have gone horribly wrong here
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I had ice cream for dinner and somewhere 6 year old me just got vindicated.
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It’s my birthday and the only pic I wanna see is a screenshot of your 401 K
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Another year older, another year closer to those National Geographic boobs …
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Target gave me 5% off today for my birthday, so now those $8 bag of chips are almostttttt affordable.
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Normal people : “ man, I hope I don’t get that explosive diarrhea virus “ Skinny white chicks: I hope I get that salad virus! I’d love to lose a few pounds !
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