I am a pile of coping strategies in a trench coat cosplaying as a functional human. Freelance web developer @wellendonner@toot.cafe

Berlin
Joined September 2012
Anna Melzer retweeted
since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside
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What therapy is like.
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sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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If I post a meme on LinkedIn in counts as actively looking for work, right?
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Astarion: "It's not you, it's me. I have standards." Me:
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I did a spontaneous trip for the first time in ages and it’s nice. Take that, anxiety!
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It’s illegal to sit on a throne and be heterosexual about it
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some good prompts to ponder: > do my current habits and routine reflect my genuine ambition? > am i consciously investing energy in areas of my life where i want to grow and expand? > am i unconsciously investing any energy in areas of my life that don’t serve my future self?
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Yes, I had to leave my larp and be transported to a specialist in Berlin for further treatment but I was definitely best dressed in the local emergency room with my regency gown. (I am fine, I think. Still in the hospital though)
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I am grateful for my mother tongue.
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Every “utterance” (status, tweet, whatever) is a bit of an invitation, a bit of a proposal. “Let’s play this game”. When strangers read the proposal accurately, and support the game, a shared understanding develops. You can make friends this way.
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This is it, Last 24 hours of the kickstarter! Not into a embroidered jacket? No problem, I’ve also got some cyberpunk posters
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So many yaks, so little time.
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I kinda want this on a poster or something
Replying to @Otakugear
you control the buttons you press
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“Being able to receive gifts is a gift. When we receive gifts from others, we give them a gift of giving.” ― Miriam Hurdle, Songs of Heartstrings
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Every estimation round ever.
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