@weirdwithwords

views are yours, please tell me what to think

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2013
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if you're ever curious what somebody has to do to cope with life just look at what they're currently doing
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uh oh! unsure whether their reply to your bit is genuinely angry or just playing along? options: verify bit and/or sincerely apologize +mature +good guy shit -sincerity looks/feels super uncool -ruins bit dont give a fuck +looks/feels super cool +is super cool -sociopath?
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trouble getting laid? just dm 48 people and ask if they wanna
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if the good lord didnt want us punching babies he would have taught them proper footwork
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evidence of a conspiracy, obviously. to do what, tho? avoid gestation?
@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸
@Chicago1Ray4 Jul 2023
Why are there no pictures of Michelle pregnant with Malia, like there are with Melania
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wont someone please think of the children??
spiro 🇺🇸
@spiroBAYC4 Jul 2023
Scrolling through twitter tonight is absolutely gut wrenching & it’s not bc of the bored ape floor price. It’s bc so many OG apes I’ve grown w/ since mint are getting their apes liquidated via loan protocols. I want to help, we should all be extending hands to help right now.
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im being informed these are adults? who spent their money on ape jpegs? that doesnt track.
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i was thinking of how schizophrenics are afraid to see the doctor, and i thought what if we trained dogs to give them medical advice. like telling them when they're going to die
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remember that one independence day when they blew up the white house and everybody cheered?
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imagine if jpegmafia and danny brown made an album with george harrison and also george harrison was still alive that would fucking rule
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what the fuck is a bsky dot social what the fuck is everyone talking about
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sketching clouds
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i keep forgetting uber isnt a dating app. but i still have 5 stars so that's cool
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"driver arrived late and completely unprepared for a passenger but seemed more afraid of me than i was of him which was kinda cute i guess. 5 stars"
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prigozhin: im not gonna to do what you all think im gonna do, which is just FLIP OUT! let me just say; who's comin' with me?
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then prigozhin discusses race science trivia with renee zellweger's weird but cute kid
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you know who's NOT blaming NASA for the the challenger space shuttle tragedy? all the people who were actually on the challenger space shuttle.
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Woman is the cisgender of the world.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk21 Jun 2023
Replying to @JamesEsses
Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.
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next mf who shows me that weird terf is gonna eat turf
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i, for one, can't remember why i stood up
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i will cover for this lapse with some spontaneous rapping, including several references i think are hip in-jokes for the kids, but are in fact just extremely racist
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"two, four, six, eight, minnesota's really great! three, six, nine, twelve, why does nothing rhyme with twelve?"
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