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i dont wanna jinx it but i may have just found a free way to pour dirt and creek water into your mouth with a funnel
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My horny ass could NOT…. Nevermind. I’m not feeling it. I don’t feel like myself anymore.
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in the event of an apocalyptic event like nuclear war or zombie outbreak i will use my last remaining strength to write out notes that say things like "i don't feel so good, nobody had better open my safe, the code for which is 6816" and smear yellow paint on things
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i can’t believe none of you told me my leitmotif has been playing slower and in a minor key im so embarrasseddddd




































