life’s a fuckin funny thing
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this is a sinking ship brothers so I’m gonna go out the right way. Arguing about sports and hurling vitriol at people
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First ballot fucking dumb ass hall of fame right here. Nah man I don’t wanna play pro ball I want to join Army because america shed a tear on Nine eleven
Arizona Cardinals NFL player Pat Tillman celebrates his 25th birthday.
He is reportedly considering cancelling his NFL contract due to the September 11 attacks.
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This shit has the gentle Ben gag which is like the funniest thing that was ever on the show lmao
Saw The Simpsons episode Homer Badman today (in which Homer is falsely accused of sexual harassment & is subjected to a hysterical defamation campaign). Unbelievably prescient and funny episode which I don't think could possibly be produced by a left-leaning writing team today.
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Mother fucker said he watches friends
Yeah, we eat Maccas, drink Coke, & watch Friends.
But that’s about the extent of it.
Take it from someone who has spent a lot of time in America, & with Americans - Australians don’t think like you, don’t share your values, & find your religious & patriotic extremism nauseating
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First time I’ve seen someone try to say they were a gifted kid at liking corny shit that sucks
it's so corny to me when people talk about how punk changed their life. it's always "i had the profound epiphany that u could suck, all you need is 3 chords, anyone can do it" and i'm like (sleep in big bed with wife voice) "i was learning television and radiohead songs as a kid"
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Metal auteurism is so whack. You play stupid music for fat dads to row in the pit. Even Chuck’s virtuoso ass knew you had to write some caveman shit to move the crowd
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There are people on this earth who will look you in the face and say with all sincerity that some dork ass black metal is more extreme than this
youtu.be/JgjsFDhd4K4?is=vsk9…
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Hey man sometimes stuff happens in movies and you’re like omg this is so unreasonable what the hell and that’s like the point the movie is making
watched a bit of rear window and this guy spent 10 minutes complaining about his girlfriend and then they reveal his girlfriend and it's freaking grace kelly. like i'm supposed to buy this??
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Every skeptic knows supertramp did 9/11. You fucking moron
Every skeptic knows deep down in their hardened hearts that this 'predictive programming' stuff is quite striking and statistically improbable, but they have no recourse but to handwave it away as crazy and try not to think about it. I know it's nagging away at them, though.
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Madball is from America so shut the fuck up pussy
American bands are always disproportionately highly rated because American music press controls the indie music zeitgeist and Americans disproportionately generally prefer American rock music despite the fact that it is fucking shit compared to the rock of any other continent.
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