In Search of Lost Time but every sentence ends with "lol" ... drive.google.com/file/d/1rra…

Good YouTube ad placement

The AIs should fight each other

I feel like the protagonist of the Microsoft maze screensaver

Excited for my residential waste management company’s new digital experience

Overheard our four-year-old whispering "and I would walk 500 miles"

Four-year-old threw a tantrum in a crowded restaurant, screaming “I HATE PAPER STRAWS”

I want to sign my kid up for beatboxing lessons

There should be a prayer you say before using the bathroom

Bringing your own weights to the gym

Three-year-old daughter says she wants a beard

Over breakfast, my three-year-old daughter asked if I knew about six seven

It’s my cats’ birthday

“Mom’s brain”

It would be funny if they made a Jackass movie where nobody laughed during any of the stunts / pranks

There should only be like four numbers max