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the bob of hope and joy!!!!!!!

how it feels to have eyesight so bad that i paid $150 for premium thin lenses but they're still so thick to the extent that they make my eyes look tiny af

when people tell you "don't work too hard" what are you actually supposed to do

i am personally of the opinion that matcha runs and pilates are not real hobbies and interests

do british people ever do a little american accent the way we do a little british accent

i went to the mechanic and they diagnosed me with car-related anxiety

i've decided to bandwagon the nba this season so i can insert myself into conversations and so far i've succeeded in 1) pronouncing "Celtics" the etymologically accurate way and 2) identifying the four white boys on the team

my new job is deep-frying my brain but unfortunately i derive my sense of self-worth from being a productive cog in the great machine so this is ideal

an AI-generated woman is easily identifiable by her three possible ethnicities: a) slavic, b) ethnically ambiguous pangaean, and c) korean

i now have five different friends' tupperware uhhhhhhh

i somehow jammed in five social events this weekend..... me thinks i will not be leaving my house for the next two weeks

adult friendships are about having each other's tupperware until you die

growing up, i was always made fun of for being too thin. gained like 10lbs of this year and suddenly everyone in my life was asking why i got fat. moral of the story is some people will always find a way to knock you down a peg

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