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he’ll be binging the star wars trilogies today if anyone needs him —- please pause all crimes for the day.
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… this has to be a crime. you’ve never heard of it?!
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that’s how i was too, especially in high school. it’s not always a bad thing.
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𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 helps people, not 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.
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“i had a feeling you were going to say something along those lines.” “i— well, i didn’t exactly—” * 🙂‍↕️ “okay, fine… i’ll do that.. for next time.”
〝 it's not my fault you're just so fun to throw off balance, spider. 〞 〝 next time, if you want to be on top, all you have to do is ask. 𖹭 〞
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it’s officially star wars day — 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
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“yeah, boy scouts?” mirroring her tilted head, he blinks. typically, everyone knows what boy scouts are, but there’s always a first for everything. “it’s similar to… if i were to promise you something, but just another way to do that.” his eyes follow the grappling hook,
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awaiting her cue so he could follow.
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“i’m not pretending—” scoffing with a light roll of his eyes, though he can feel any bit of frustration melting away as her hand brushes his face. typical.
she couldn’t help but smile , her gloved hand caressing his face as they dangled together . ⠀⠀ “ you’re so cute when you pretend to be upset with me . i knew you’d be there to catch me . ~ ”
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⠀ ⠀⠀୨୧ ⠀ ❛ 𝔂𝘰𝘶 𝓴𝘯𝘰𝘸, i think it would do my reputation inestimable 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 if i were to 𝓐𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 a 𝓢𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝓗𝙀𝙍𝙊 .ᐟ ও ⠀
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“that—” releasing a huff, he looked up at her as they dangled in the air, slight annoyance in his voice. however, he couldn’t ever be fully upset. “that was reckless. you shouldn’t have done that.”
her arms wrap around him securely , a smirk tugging at her lips as he caught her . just as she suspected he would . ⠀⠀ “ did that give you a rush , spider 〜 .ᐣ ”
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by weird, i’m assuming you don’t mean people randomly crawling around the walls? ( he asks with a raised brow, a joking underlying tone to his question. )
( audibly grumbles while making way toward the ground ) I'm not gonna stay long , I just needed to see something ... have you noticed anything weird lately .ᐣ"
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head leaning to the side, he watches as she disappears in just a moment. “felicia—” catapulting himself off the building as panic rushes over him, he dives down to grab her in mid-air, shooting a web to connect to the roof.
hmm , i’ll show you a real sense of urgency . ( walking along the edge of the roof , she turned to face him with a smirk before letting herself fall backwards and off ! )
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i’m sorry. i’m sure you’ll find some great friends though; it may just take a little time.
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we are! seriously. you don’t believe me?
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝙷𖣠L͜͡𝙻𝚈𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐃⠀◞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀xn--MAGIC-bvdbbbb1624h.xn--6… ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝͟⠀ ⠀𝙵𝙾𝚁⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄⠀⠀/⠀⠀𝒲┈𝐈𝐍 ⠀་⺌ ⠀
𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚈⠀◟ ⠀𝐈 ⠀ 𝐀𝐌 ⠀ the ⠀ *͟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐅𝙰͟𝙽͟𝐓𝐀𝚂͟𝐘⠀⠀⠀ ׅ⎖
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sounds like a plan, boss.
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“i wasn’t holding back— okay, maybe i was a little, but you kept purring mid-punch, and i got distracted! don’t get used to that win; next time, i’m flipping you.”
Replying to @FELlNETHEFT
⠀ @webwitted —— 〝 you look tense, spider. maybe a workout with your favourite cat will help you . . . unwind. 〞 ˗ˋˏ 𝙑𝙄𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔 .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ 〝 next time don’t hold back so much. or do . . . i kinda like being the one on top.〞♡ ⠀
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