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Joseph Webster

@webjoseph

IT Security Professional

 Denver, CO, USA
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Joined March 2009
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Al Yankovic
@alyankovic31 Dec 2011
Well... at least I'll be able to get ONE more year out of this stupid Mayan calendar.
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Kai Roer@kairoer23 Jul 2011
New on Roer.com: Terrorists creates a blast in Oslo (yes I am alive) http://ht.ly/1dVzPi
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Martin McKeay@mckeay19 Apr 2011
I'm not biting on any new social networks, especially if the person asking me to check them out is totally unknown to me.
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Martin McKeay@mckeay13 Dec 2010
"If we just ...." Three words that give me a clue that you don't have one.
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ax0n@ax0n16 Nov 2010
Cats are dehydrated ninjas. Put one in water sometime and you will see what I mean.
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Jay Lake@jay_lake16 Nov 2010
Tea Partiers identifying as political independents are like Cold War Cuba identifying as a non-aligned state. Laughable. #fb
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Martin McKeay@mckeay8 Nov 2010
I just realized there's no actual bacon in my bacon bits
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Martin McKeay@mckeay30 Sep 2010
Important note: Vibram FFs will not protect you if you accidentally run the weed whacker over your toes. Owowowowow!
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Mike Fratto@mfratto14 Sep 2010
Hurd is the lead Keynote at Oracle Open World next week. Is he just saying "Hi" or announcing Oracle is acquiring HP? #fanThoseFlames LOL
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With browser JavaScript engines getting fast enough, why don't we see more in-browser crypto?
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NAC is a philosophy, not a technology. My message is finally reaching people. Nice.
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Christofer Hoff@Beaker16 Aug 2010
Is it a requirement that if you are to be CEO of a ginormous Internet company you must be batshit crazy?
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Martin McKeay@mckeay11 Jun 2010
Sometimes you need to take a break to play with the kids, no matter how pressing your deadlines are.
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Martin McKeay@mckeay24 Apr 2010
I don't like feeling I have to have a privacy screen on my laptop, but recent events have made me feel it's a necessity.
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Al Yankovic
@alyankovic15 Apr 2010
I would tweet more often, but @BarackObama is following me, and I don’t want to be too much of a distraction.
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On this day celebrating the patron saint who drove the snakes out of Ireland, let us celebrate by driving some snakes out of infosec.
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Jack Mannino@jack_mannino10 Mar 2010
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Security4all@security4all27 Feb 2010
If you're not in Hawaii, please don't look at the evac maps! Servers are getting jammed PLS RT!!! #hawaii #tsunami
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In March Pentagon held its first economic warfare war game with large banks. Results are classified, but said to be as expected: China won.
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"When inspiration calls, you pick up the phone and you give it directions how to get to your house." --will.i.am
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