Just a guy trying to find my place in this crazy, beautiful world. Currently loving/working in south Florida. Also, rollercoasters.

Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined June 2007
the earth is flat. 😑🙄
out being assaulted by Justice Kavanaugh? The same guy that thinks
You wanna know who at my office thinks that Prof. Ford was lying ab
One of my favorite things about this twitter account is that I'm 99% sure that I can tweet an SOS and my whole family will get a text message cause they never took their accounts down. 😂
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(Also, that wasn't an SOS. Love you mom)
#AdGradBowl #adbreak21 Another disconnected Toyota spot... Rhett & Link haven’t been relevant since like, 2001....sorry Wix. Kraft’s spot was allright. Very safe and generic.
#AdGradBowl #adbreak20 AVENGERS!!! Yassss Odd T-mobile ad...very forced mashupnof cultural with branding.
Seth Jones retweeted
Tide could win this. #CRSuperBowl
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#AdGradBowl #adbreak10 (also, gotta say I’m surprised by the Eagle’s early lead...) Pringles: okay. Sure. Unoriginal. The setting seems unrelated to the story and a waste of production $$ Chris Pratt’s Michelob Spot...surely this is a pt. 1 to a story cause...😳
#AdGradBowl #adbreak9 wtf Coke?!? I see what you tried there, but no. Just no. Tide continues to amuse, and drive their point home. Jeep? Forgettable... blah.
#AdGradBowl #adbreak8 Rocket Mortgage tells a funny story. Good catch. Avocados From Mexico...I get what you tried to do, but using avocado toast as an example of “good things” counterbalancing tortilla chips? Not really buying it. Also, sorry. Still gonna eat guac w. chips