@webbtj

musician programmer zombie

 Halifax, Nova Scotia
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Joined August 2009
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Settle down @thebrick
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Anyone else sick of @RCMPNS and their bullshit abuse of the emergency alert system? Maniac running around with a machete, sure then another one 40 minutes later too announce they made a typo in the first one with the address. Last week we got one because someone misplaced Granny
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And before that, three for the same incident: dude on the loose with a gun (makes sense), follow up with a truncated version of the safety instructions (4 hours later) and another one an hour later to "cancel the alert"... All between 2 and 8 am
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Jesus I hate this province and can't wait to move. @RCMPNS has no clue how to use the emergency alert system. They'll go a while without using it then have a legit alert then it's like "oh yeah, we should send out alerts for everything".
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I understand sending one this morning with an armed person at large, but I didn't need another jump scare an hour later when you caught him. Likewise, I hope she's ok but someone misplacing their granny an hour away isn't a reason to startle my 11 mo old awake at 11:30
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Hey @FedEx - do you have a bug bounty program for reporting technical issues with your web properties?
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Haha, it's looking more like a small piece shifted out of the box and into a hungry employee's mouth. That's ok, I don't mind sharing. It was delicious, just hope they enjoyed their slice too
Pizza Hut Canada
@PizzaHutCanada20 Feb 2025
Replying to @webbtj
Hey there, we are so sorry about this. It appears your pizza slightly shifted in the box during delivery. If you would like further assistance please send us a DM
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Seriously @PizzaHutCanada* apparently
TJ Webb@webbtj20 Feb 2025
Seriously @pizzahut? Were ya hungry?
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Seriously @pizzahut? Were ya hungry?
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Hey @McDonaldsCanada just got home and found out I didn't get my nuggets and one of my shakes was vanilla (both were supposed to be chocolate)
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objectively, the devil was significantly better than johnny one little motif with a couple variations, c'mon
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Dear @TimHoustonNS, it's time to break up or fine @nspowerinc for operating an illegal monopoly. Aside from government reviews on their rates they have no other oversight and neglect their customers at every turn. With no competition they have no incentive to prioritize customers
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Can we at least have @CartoonPres back?
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solid writing @people the word you're looking for is "their"
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When you're an engineer with a non-engineer partner... We got new touch lamps today. Partner: "I wonder how they work" Me: "Well" Partner: "Never mind. I know you know and I don't want to know"
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how the hell would you get your legs in then?
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An absolute legend 😢 Thanks for the memories, Darren Dutchyshen
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Replying to @USPSHelp
@USPSHelp Hi! I have a tracking number that is supposed to be to my address (I'm Canadian). Obviously the tracking number stops tracking with USPS after it's delivered to an agent. Can I find out what agent it was handed off to so I can track with them? 1/2
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Or can I provide my tracking number somewhere along with my address to confirm the tracking number is to my address? I understand not just giving away the address based on the tracking number, but if I have both can you tell me if they match? Thanks! 2/2
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No agenda here, eh @elonmusk? If you have enough data on me to know "YouTube" is a relevant topic you have enough to know a far right nut job pandering for cash (through YOUR platform) is not relevant to me.
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If your company hasn't invested the time and effort into a real AI support chatbot yet, that's ok, but this is not a venue where you can "fake it 'til you make it". Asking a bot the definition of an industry term they've used is a pretty low bar. cc @PurolatorInc
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Regardless of whether the bot can give me detailed information it should be able to understand my question. "Routing Issues can be caused by any number of factors including weather, labor, logistics, or any other unforeseen circumstances." Would have been an acceptable answer.
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