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That was offside!! Fackin El!!! @StratfordTownFC

Dean Smith sacked?! That reminds me, I haven’t talked out of my arse since I left the Villa.

Up the fakin @StratfordTownFC

Oi everyone listen to me, and not him. Because he doesn't fucking bite!!! #YESORNO

Looking forward to fucking some Studley pussy holes tomorrow. #FuckBKL

I think England are in need of an old fashioned striker in Rio #GetDuaneOnThePlane

Do we all think Richard Layts will be on the plane to Rio? #YESORNO

@JSGandy1 he is no @dippa3 tho!!

Sometimes i just want to sit Mourinho down and say 'you couldn't manage a decent wank'

From the sideline yesterday, i noticed that their No10 couldn't finish his fucking dinner

Just jumped out of bed. And stupidly my knee went over my front foot. Putting unwanted strain on my cruciate ligament #ILoveDwuane

Wonder what my pal big Dwayne Derby is doing tonight

Lay watching John Tucker must did. It's such a great film, even stevie wonder can see that!!

YES OR NO #bytheway

Can everyone move around the front on me please, i stopped talking out my are when i left the vill