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On route to Tampa, and this man noticed my niece starting to fuss. He turned to what we thought would be a scolding, but says “would she like to draw?” He pulls out a tablet from the overhead bin and hands it to her. “I have 4 daughters 😊” he said. Y’all, look at his face. 💕
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My mom was telling my daughter the story of the boy who cried wolf, her most prized fable.
In classic immigrant grandmother fashion, she spared no details and told my 4 yo daughter that the wolf ate the boy. And then told her that Jesus doesn’t like it when kids lie.
My genius daughter: “did Jesus like it when the wolf ate the boy?”
Checkmate, Grandmother.
Happy Sunday.
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If you're not working multiple remote jobs with chatGPT you're leaving money on the table.
I just finished setting up my home office to work 10 different remote engineering jobs.
I'm personally not worried about AI taking my job.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is an AI-generated image. Note the distorted keyboards and garbled images on the monitors.
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This is officially the whitest trial of all time
Gwyneth Paltrow ski crash victim can’t enjoy wine tastings due to injuries, expert says trib.al/qf1WVBQ
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drake: twenni one, can you do something for meee
21 savage emerging from his pokeball: twenty one
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This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive
I have heard whispers that a pal of mine is on America's #TheMaskedSinger premiere! Best of luck friend! Sing with all your heart!
