Chef/owner of @puritanco @thelexingtoncx @geppettocx @cafebeatricecx @herblyceum Everything's coming up Millhouse

Cambridge, MA
Joined November 2009
I wish I wanted anything in my life as much as NPR wants my old car
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While I am very happy that we don’t wear masks anymore, I forgot how many people just have absolutely nasty breath
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I’m just a boy, standing in front of a hotel shower, asking which direction is hot
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Me home with a sick kid: [silence] Takes one phone call: -screaming -someone is hurt -an entire box of goldfish falls to the floor -sirens in the background -stock market plummets Hangs up phone: [silence]
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Season 2 of squid game looks lit #HalftimeShow
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So I’m just supposed to go to work today knowing that I didn’t win Mega Millions?
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[extreme counting crows voice] “A WARM DECEMBER”
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Update -- Puritan Oyster Bar opens in Inman Square next month. bostonrestaurants.blogspot.c… #cambridge #inmansquare #restaurant
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I just want to make a few things clear: The Holocaust happened. Hitler was a demonic figure. And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides. Silence is complicity.
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How is it not 300 o’clock?
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There comes a day as a New Englander where you transition from throwing the L.L. Bean catalogue away to saying “oh that looks so cozy”
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The sounds of Sunday at the playground: -Too high -no you’ll get hurt -I’m setting a 5 minute timer -ok that’s the timer -fine one more thing -if I give you this cheese stick will you get in the car?
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Whoever has my voodoo doll is really active but not very creative
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Good night sweet prince. He’s on that fantastic voyage to gangsters paradise Coolio Dead at 59 tmz.com/2022/09/28/coolio-de… via @TMZ
In the #InflationReductionAct, hydrogen stands to benefit more than any other clean energy technology. Will Hazelip, President of NGV US NE, explains the critical role hydrogen will play in a clean energy future & how this new federal support enables that. ngrid.com/3Ch1zDu
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The Cheesecake Factory has ruined American perceptions of dining out. Every single one of our restaurants has at least 25 items on the menu and the most common critique I see in reviews is “small menu” SMH how many options do you need?
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I’m sorry we don’t have tacos and a burger and egg rolls and a Greek salad at this Italian restaurant
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