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Photographer, Transylvaniacs Co-Host, and former rowboating instructor. Writing about books and comics on IG as @bookstoredaydream he/they

Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2013
Excited to announce Transylvaniacs, a podcast exploration of every Dracula movie ever made, hosted by me and my friend (and editor for The Hard Times) Colleen. The first episode is out now! open.spotify.com/episode/1gY…
We do not let keyboard players really fucking cook the way they did on 70s hard rock and metal albums anymore and I think this is a mistake.
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Considered bailing out on most of my social media presences following my birthday because I am fundamentally Bilbo Baggins-coded.
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Stache supremacy continues on
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Had a Hinge date cancel on me last minute and made the impromptu decision to drive into the suburbs to see a Talking Heads cover hand instead and it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.
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Suppose you’ve suddenly learned that you have guests coming over for dinner in 15 minutes. What would you make? cnn.it/3OUbqoH
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Me desperately trying to keep the conversation going on a date:
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My birthday means I can force my friends to watch my favorite movie with me
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But they rushed too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Lay’s…shadow and flame.
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Simply delighted that this is how I learned Faye Wong and I share a birthday.
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Got a work from home day while I’m at my parents’ house which I have decided is the perfect time to watch the Ronnie James Dio doc on Showtime
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I feel so seen for the first time in my life.
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I know it’s apples and oranges, but it’s crazy that in the span of a few months, we got perfect examples of how and how not to do needle drops in animated movies with TMNT: Mutant Mayhem and Super Mario Bros respectively
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Admittedly biased because Mutant Mayhem had that sweet needle drop from the esoteric avant-funk band Liquid Liquid
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Facebook is a whole other planet, man.
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It’s my birthday/ start of the year of the Giant Fit Chino
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Jonathan Safran Foer has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now
Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied have separated after 11 years of marriage, Us Weekly reports.
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Cool to see Seth Rollins promoting Philly WrestleMania by dressing like a mummer.
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Just heard Father John Misty for the first time and apparently he’s just John Denver for guys who are big into axe throwing?
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