program writer for a respectable software company

San Francisco
Joined June 2011
In what may be my last ever tweet: I just saw the most vivid shooting star over SF
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Only the Mets could make me tweet again: I expected "#TheseMets" to blow it but I did not expect so much EAR STUFF.
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BREAKING: Brodie Van Wagenen, Omar Minaya, Allard Baird, Adam Guttridge and Jared Banner are all leaving the Mets.
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Worth thinking about how the Trump campaign and the president would be reacting if Biden was the one being hospitalized tonight with COVID.
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Hulu "watch party" help.hulu.com/s/article/watc… hilariously appears to ban text that "looks like passwords"
Oh, to be one of these Millennials with their FedEx box again...
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Cuomo gets a lot more coverage because the national media is based in New York and his brother is on CNN, but CA has contained coronavirus much better than NY, and Gavin Newsom (and London Breed and Eric Garcetti!) have, so far, done a lot of good.
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I too have reached the "first time breadmaker" stage of shelter in place
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Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses
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The whole concept of death: terrible The whole concept of the beach: interesting
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President Trump, asked about Americans with symptoms unable to get a test: “I’m not hearing it.” Dr. Anthony Fauci, minutes later: “I understand with and empathize with people who say 'I want to get a test, and I cannot.’” He adds, “That is a reality that is happening now."
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Donald Trump is consistently the dumbest guy in the room
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"I say, you're a terrible reporter," Trump says, when asked by @PeterAlexander what he would say to Americans who are "scared."
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As Intel chairman, @SenatorBurr got private briefings about Coronavirus weeks ago. Burr knew how bad it would be. He told the truth to his wealthy donors, while assuring the public that we were fine. THEN he sold off $1.6 million in stock before the fall. He needs to resign.
NEW: After assuring the public about the government's coronavirus preparedness, Senate Intel chair Richard Burr, in one day, sold off up to $1.6 million is stock. A week later, the market began its fall. His committee was receiving daily briefings. propublica.org/article/senat…
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The first coronavirus case in the U.S. and South Korea was detected on the same day. By late January, Seoul had medical companies starting to work on a diagnostic test — one was approved a week later. Today, the U.S. isn’t even close to meeting test demand reut.rs/3daq8mF
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