@wayz

Vice President at Tenba and Shimoda Designs

 Brooklyn, NY
tenba.com
Joined January 2008
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The most terrifying news about the hurricane so far is Soledad O'Brien describing the Meatpacking District as "hip & happening."
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If you lose connectivity, just shout out 140 character or less updates into the storm. Not a huge difference, really.
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Oh man. World ends tomorrow?? I was gonna brave ikea on Sunday. #fuckit – at Camden, England
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I screwed up by using helium and now my inflatable girlfriend and I are drifting apart.
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Every time there's a double rainbow over Los Feliz, a hipster gets his soy-wings. http://twitpic.com/2t7hqj
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Still regret the gyro I had at Newark airport in February.
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"Here's your armor. It doesn't stop anything now, but we're working on it." -New Stormtrooper Orientation
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Hi, this is Sarah Palin, is Sen. Lieberman in? No, Governor, this is Yom Kippur. Well can I leave a message, Mr. Kippur?
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How many times a year do graphic designers try and fail to fit Alaska and Hawaii into commercial representations of the country?
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oolah@oolah13 Sep 2010
I wish I had a magic house with a front door that opened to Brooklyn and a back door that opened onto a porch w/a rocking chair in Vermont.
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iTunes wants me to try "Ping". I'm wary of anything named after one of the Palin kids.
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Do you think the Corinthians were like, “We got ANOTHER letter from Paul? I didn’t even finish the first one yet.”
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Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area Man Likes
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Today, I discovered that "Shaun The Sheep" was on Netflix Streaming. And that's what happened to the rest of my Sunday.
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Learned a Britishism from Chrissie Hynde yesterday: "Getting legless" (i.e. drunk). #lollapalooza #culturalexchange
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Stepped outside and my glasses fogged up. #thesouth
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There's only so many times a person can say Smashmouth is their favorite band before you disregard their opinion forever. That number is 1.
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Found driftwood that looks like Jesus crying oil. Not sure what it means but we're charging 20 bucks to see it. #bpcares
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I wish the Mac and the PC would wander into the Progressive Lady's white world. And Beyonce & the Single Ladies dancers.
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