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#๐•ฎ๐–†๐–œ๐–‰๐–”๐–— | she/they | 18+
Joined March 2020
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โ € โ €โ € แ›œ ๐‘พ๐’‰๐’‚๐’• - ๐‘บ๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’‚๐’๐’Š๐’—๐’† .แฃ โ € โ €โ € แ›œ โ € โ €โ € โ € โ € โ €โ €
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/ I wish I had a clever caption for this like song lyrics or something but I don't so ENJOY CARAPACE FOREVER
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Using a splintered piece of bone to scratch her back.
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Throwing a gauntlet into the middle of the Tartarus chamber.
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Tskโ€ฆ all this armour, and a hot spring before me.
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With absolutely no offence to the children of the man, I will be slaughtering Hades if and when I am able. No slight will be left unpunished.
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What is this.
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|| I enjoy jade having all the lightning nonsense that comes with being daughter of Zeus and HATING it. Like she wonโ€™t use that shit until sheโ€™s genuinely desperate
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I refer to the one with the cannon. It is deeply irritating.
You're telling me! I swear, that stupid thing is unkillable! Unkillable eagles, whose idea was that!?
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Attempts to destroy it have been thus far unsuccessful.
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This bald bird thing keeps interrupting my rampages. I am most displeased.
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Grating armour, a low growl. Look whoโ€™s back in Tartarus.
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Donโ€™t you get tired of being violently murdered by me, Oโ€™ shades of Tartarus? Itโ€™s as easy as letting me past, but noโ€ฆ oh, no. Very well.
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โ € ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โงผ โ € ฬฒุŒฬฒ โšฐ๏ธ ๏ผŠ ๐“ฒ ๐–๐’๐–•๐ž ๐“ถ๐ฒ ๐“ต๐šอŸ๐ฌ๐ญ [ * ๐–‡๐™ง๐—ฒ๐–บt๐˜ฉ ] ๐–Ž๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐™จ๐—‚๐—ด๐ก ๐’๐–‹ ๐š›๐—ฒ๐—น๐—‚๐—ฒ๐—ณ.
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Itโ€™s fairer for them now. See you soon.
Much obliged, cousin! I'll be off, then. Take care of that arm, hey?
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[ Jade proceeds to down it, grumbling something in a foreign tongue under her breath. ] My thanks. โ€ฆ the room ahead is vacant of foes. I did not touch the reward.
[Oh dear. Melinoรซ has certainly said something wrong, but can't quite pinpoint what. Nonetheless, she pulls a bottle of Nectar from her pouch, and hands it up to Jade.] There you are! May it offer you a bit of respite.
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[ Her teeth audibly grind before she squeezes the offending arm hard enough to cause a crack. ] Iโ€™ll take that nectar.
You're certain? I'm sure I've got a spare Nectar here on me somewhere if you need a little relief.. But yes! Most likely, anyway, if it's the scent of storms you're picking up. Lord Uncle Zeus has been paramount in keeping the threat on Olympus at bay.
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Oh. This? Nothing. [ Very obviously restraining herself. She always looks murderous anyway, but this is ridiculous. ] You have a scent about you. Is it who I think it is?
Oh, it's a bit humid for my usual taste, but I'll live. You alright over there, cousin? Arm bothering you, or something...?
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[ Encountering one of The Protagonists with Zeus boons. Visibly wrestling down her sword arm. ] Wonderful weather weโ€™re having down here, isnโ€™t it?
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Am I my sisterโ€™s keeper? โ€ฆ I was. But what became of us? I recallโ€ฆ No, I canโ€™t. Hrf.
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