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paradise. used to play a lot of halo 5.

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2011
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Genuinely dont know how to make friends anymore. Not sure if I ever did. Think i just lucked out and that luck has run out. Just an autistic unsociable, pos
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Some rivalries: “We’ll crush them on the field but it’s only a game and we respect them as a peer institution 🤗” Kansas: “These are deeply evil people and we must destroy them.”
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The NCAA can vacate 47 wins because of a U2 concert, but apparently can’t do anything about a conference replay crew getting a game-changing decision wrong?
NEW: The NCAA announced its rules do not have a protocol for overturning the outcome of a game. The FBS Oversight Committee also does not have the authority to overturn the outcome of a game. (h/t @PeteNakos) on3.com/news/ncaa-declares-i…
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🚨🚨THE REFS EXPOSED🚨🚨 Western Michigan fans put together a video showing EVERY controversial call that went Michigan’s way. The compilation includes missed holding, multiple roughing-the-kicker calls and the infamous extra second at the end. WILD 😳
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Rece Davis with a passionate rant on the current state of college sports
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THE MOST RIGGED ENDING EVER WHERE IS THE EXTRA SECOND? THE BALL IS STILL IN THE AIR. WESTERN MICHIGAN WON THAT GAME.
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Tradition never graduates.🫡 #USvsthem | #TheHardWay 🤘
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"He taught me how to believe in people as a coach." P.J. Fleck remembers his college coach, @NIU_Football icon Joe Novak, who passed away at 81.
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Curt Cignetti from the TOP ROPE
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The moment history was made
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GOODBYE TOLEDO
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The NFL is a socialist construct.
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To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets. They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.
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Are we just. going to pretend like this didn’t happen this past playoffs or??????
I’m sorry, G5 schools don’t belong in the playoff! This is ridiculous!
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There's a legendary Harbaugh story that actually kind of confirms this. web.archive.org/web/20170113…
The Sherrone Moore saga is just further proof that you need laser-focused autistic men to run your football team. If this gal asked Jim Harbaugh if he wanted a blow job, he would've looked at her cross-eyed and responded "my hair isn't wet, dumbass"
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They will release a statement like they did after 2022, they’ll reference an increased NIL budget next year, but there is truly zero reason for Hammock to be this teams head coach next year. I’d make an argument there isn’t another coach in FBS more worthy of being fired.
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I am being 100% serious when I say I genuinely think NIU is the only school in the country who would allow this to continue. Tim Lester got fired for way less at WMU and they’re going to Detroit next week. You can literally see where the program started tanking.
They will release a statement like they did after 2022, they’ll reference an increased NIL budget next year, but there is truly zero reason for Hammock to be this teams head coach next year. I’d make an argument there isn’t another coach in FBS more worthy of being fired.
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