unctie (@warmhandsx) | teapawt

unctie@warmhandsxOct 18

fuck. i need a deep muscle massage

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T🪄@itsmetihboiOct 12

The feeling of skipping class only to find out it got cancelled.

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T🪄@itsmetihboiOct 7

Me after saying I’d wake up at midnight to study for my exam tomorrow. xitter.cf/carliux/status/2107486…

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shel!@shel7donOct 5

j’ai séché mon cours et il a été annulé le jour même #createyourownreality

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laurazepam@DacostaPlanasOct 6

los linfocitos T en el timo viendo si les toca ser CD4 o CD8

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@dylanali_Oct 6

This who niggas was getting life advice from btw

😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…

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lola@l0laxyzOct 5

huge fan of my mom btw, she’s too beautiful

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@Visionary_MikeOct 5

Maybe the real “The Batman: Part II” was the friends we made along the way

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ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻@heis_Mike_Oct 5

me seeing all the consequences of my procrastination arrive

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M.@blndvntOct 5

me consuming 4 weeks of uni material in one day

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ᥣ᥆ᥙι᥉ᥱ 🍋@lolouca_iseOct 4

quando eu tô mexendo no celular e lembro que tenho que estudar, dai eu continuo mexendo no celular, porém preocupada

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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 3

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

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hearing a song in a movie and immediately adding it to your playlist

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Deucalion?💨🗿@JiboladesolaOct 2

You gaz dey very useless as a young adult to dey run tribalism gimmick for 2026.

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unctie@warmhandsxOct 3

lowkey miss being studious

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unctie@warmhandsxOct 3

people wey no bright

orosco.@orxscoOct 2

Tbh, it’s really disturbing how quickly some of us turn incidents like this into a lecture for the victims. Corps members were kidnapped, and the conversation has somehow become "why did they travel by road?" Hello??

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Woman@satoraurgojoSep 29

There’s just genuinely no hope for women

ren 𐚁@thisgirlsaliarSep 29

Idk what’s worse

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@Young_JustoOct 2

@DiscussingFilm12 Mar 2024

‘THE BATMAN 2’ has been delayed to October 2, 2026.

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unctie@warmhandsxOct 3

i dreamt that a couple of girls collapsed and i didn’t perform CPR cos i was too anxious about not doing it absolutely correctly. i woke up feeling helpless and had the strongest urge to relearn how to perform CPR, esp under duress.

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