@waring

Omaha, NE - Los Angeles, CA - Brooklyn, NY

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2009
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Happy. Fat. And happy. #🍟 #🧀
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#🗻 #🌄 ift.tt/2kEWJJf
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#🐬 #🐬
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Source?
#⛈#👑 ift.tt/2dgEOW2
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that's my go-to #FatHack
You were warmer at first when you measured off 6 tbsp for the mac and 2 to be saved (that's what you were doing, right?)
Where the bat meets the ball #⚾️
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as did Better Call Saul
Trivia night really testing how much I pay attention during the day.
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Fjord focus 🏔🐦🇳🇴 – at Aurland, Norge
Louisiana Museum/Adult Playground of Modern Art ⛵️🌌👍🇩🇰 – at Copenhagen, Denmark
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Read this as an absurdly niche barbershop franchise the first couple of times.
#FeelTheBurn?
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@thatcherobinson joke about water only being two feet deep kept but revised to 2 inches
@thatcherobinson LA Girls: In Highland Park, Marn sees Chuck, who invites her to a 4 Seasons gala, but Uber caught in traffic on the 10 :(
.@UpshotNYT is miles ahead of any other site for following returns. Nothing like its models has ever existed online. nytimes.com/interactive/2016… – at Washington, DC

Who Will Win Super Tuesday? Live Estimates of Tonight’s Final Republican Delegate Count (Published...

Live estimates of the number of delegates each Republican candidate will pick up on Super Tuesday.

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Boerum Hill likes Hillary, Bay Ridge likes Trump 53eig.ht/fbprimary
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No single lyric can say it. May the most brilliant idea I've ever loved rest in peace.
Ryan Waring retweeted
Deadspin
@Deadspin13 Nov 2015
Here's what tonight's NFL game looks like to people with red-green colorblindness: deadspin.com/stupid-nike-uni…
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