Wankernomics

Hi there! Welcome to Wankernomics. If you’re new around here, here’s some pre-reading to help get you onboarded.

As children, we all have dreams of what we want to be when we grow up. For Charles it was consulting to large corporations about ways to achieve efficiencies by cutting costs. By coming to work for Wankernomics, Charles has realised that dream. What’s your dream job?

Literally no-one cares about your LinkedIn work anniversary.

"Just making sure we're aligned on this one?"

Our publisher was concerned Americans don’t know what a wanker is, so we’ve explained it for them here. (You can pre-order your copy of our new book at Wankernomics.com/book)

What buzzwords actually mean v what people think they mean. For more Wankernomics content and to get live show alerts, sign up to the Wankernomics newsletter at wankernomics.com/subscribe

Someone at work just got back from a trip away? Here's what to say

Free up some bandwidth, synchronise your stakeholders and pop some time in the your diary for the all-new Wankernomics show touring in 2025! It's our most optimised, best-practice deep dive into the bullshit of the working world yet. Tix at Wankernomics.com/live

If we spoke at home like we do on Linkedin

The objective of any workplace email should be to passive-aggressively scold your work colleague while maintaining a pseudo-polite, upbeat tone

Are you a manager? Delegate all of the hideous tasks you no longer want to do yourself, by passing them off as a development opportunity. #workspeak #worklife #wankernomics #corporatespeak #buzzwords

"Steve can speak to the cost piece, but there's a huge opportunity around this piece"

See also "Not to be negative here but ..."

"Let's start by quickly going around the room" . #wankernomics #worklife #jargon #buzzwords #workhumour

Missing out on job offers? You're not describing your work history on LinkedIn correctly. . #Wankernomics #buzzwords #LinkedIn #worklife #jargon #workhumor

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We are now providing a translation service, as part of our ongoing commitment to wankery.