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Me: logs in late
Boss: 'You're late.'
Me: 'You're early.'
Boss: 'It's 11 AM.'
Me: 'Different perspectives, sir.'
Coworker: ‘You look tired.’
Me: ‘Yeah, I was up all night working on my dreams… which is to not be here.'
Job interviews are wild. They ask, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' Bro, I'm just trying to make it to Friday
My boss asked me why I only work 4 hours a day.
I said, 'Time flies when you're having fun, and I’m only having fun for 4 hours max.
If I had ₹10 for every time my manager said "Let's have a quick call," I wouldn’t need a job anymore.
Work from home is just a never-ending loop of:
I should be working
I should take a break
I should be working
I should quit
Before work: motivational podcasts "Let’s get this bread!"
After work: Googles how to retire at 30 with no skills.
My boss emailed me ‘Great job!’
Me: ‘Thank you!’
Also me: refreshes bank account Hmm, no bonus detected.
Wednesday is just Monday’s equally annoying twin.
#WednesdayMotivation


