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Mia Malkova reveals the ONE adult performer whose size made her instantly regret trying it 🍆
“Have you ever seen one and thought, ‘I don’t think that’s gonna fit’?”
“There’s a performer called Mandingo. He’s one of the biggest d*cks in the industry.”
When asked if she actually tried it, Mia admitted:
“I thought I was gonna like it, but I hated it. It gave me massive anxiety.”
Then the hosts pulled up Mandingo’s picture… and immediately questioned whether it was even REAL. 💀
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Mia Malkova just admitted her dating preference shifted as she got older.
She explains that she used to prefer older men when she was younger, but now finds younger guys cute at age 29.
Mia Malkova: “I actually think I like younger guys, so I wouldn’t I would be fucking bummed.”
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Adult icon Mia Malkova reveals the single scene that terrified her so much she needed laser surgery on No Jumper:
"Out of all the scenes you’ve ever filmed, has any performer's size actually terrified you?!"
"YES! The only experience in my entire career that genuinely scared the living daylights out of me was filming with Mandingo!"
"WAIT... MANDINGO GENUINELY TERRIFIED YOU?!"
"His size was so absurdly massive that it was straight-up terrifying! I finished the scene, but I promised myself right then and there: I will NEVER do that ever again!"
"DID IT DO PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR BODY?!"
"After the shoot, I felt so uncomfortably stretched out that I was in a total panic! I was so scared that I literally went and booked multiple laser tightening treatments down there just to reverse it!"
"YOU GOT LASER TIGHTENING TREATMENTS AFTER ONE SCENE?!"
"YES! The doctors told me I didn't even need it, but I was so traumatized by how stretched out I felt that I did the laser sessions anyway, and it ended up making me tighter than ever!"
"So extreme size is completely overrated?!"
"100%! Guys think women want these gigantic monsters, but in reality, when someone is that big, it's not even pleasurable, it's pure survival mode!"
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🚨 ABELLA DANGER AND LUNA STAR WENT IN ON THE NEW TIKTOK AND 0NLYFANS GIRLS 🚨
“This new generation of performers honestly fcking $uck. I’m not impressed by any of these hes.”
Back then you wouldn’t make it if you weren’t good. You had to really love s*x.
“Now it’s like girls are just doing it for money more than ever, and having to do the least amount for the most amount of money.”
A couple TikToks and you’ve got fans.
“We were getting paid nothing compared to what girls are doing now…”
“You couldn’t have lasted a day in our era.”
They did the work. These girls are just posting.
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10 minutes of freshmen pawg taking bwc before class #horny #college #backshots #nsfw #bwc #wet
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Adult star Mia Malkova reveals what happened when she finally slept with her childhood celebrity crush on No Jumper:
"When was the first time you were massively let down by a famous celebrity in bed?"
"I won’t say his name, but there was a huge Hollywood actor I was completely obsessed with growing up, I masturbated to him for years!"
"WAIT... A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR YOU MASTURBATED TO IN HIGH SCHOOL?!"
"YES! He was in my top 5 celebrity crushes! One day I noticed he followed my verified Twitter, we started talking in the DMs, and he invited me over to hook up!"
"WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU FINALLY GOT INTO BED WITH HIM?!"
"He was so incredibly shy and nervous around me that he literally could NOT get it up at all! Nothing happened!"
"HE COULDN'T GET IT UP WITH MIA MALKOVA?!"
"NO! He was totally exhausted and paralyzed with performance anxiety! Normal guys watch so much hardcore adult content that when they finally get with an adult star, they panic thinking they have to perform like a 12-inch machine!"
"DID HE TRY AGAIN IN THE MORNING?!"
"I slept over and we had a great time talking, but he was so mortified by what happened that he ghosted me and I never heard from him again! His ego couldn't handle facing me after that!"
