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Mate: What you doing tonight? Me: Fine il come out

When you order @TheNotoriousMMA of wish

Always check on your mates They might be going the pub without you

Anyone else slightly concerned about their behaviour when the pubs reopen 🤣

Problem with getting in a relationship during lockdown is come 21st June you're not even going to be allowed to go to the pub

George Floyd family = £20million Sarah everards family =£0 But both killed by a police officer

Its all good getting into a relationship during lockdown until you're not allowed out on the 21st June 😂

Me in a random gaf on the 21st June posing for pictures

There is almost 50 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens. If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos..

Meghan should come out and tell everyone she's a pedophile so everybody leaves her alone

The Royal family are worried about Archie's skin colour when Prince Philip is purple.

"I forgot to say its the 21st June 2022" - Boris Johnson

June 21st - No surrender, 3 day bender

When women go to B&M bargains with the intentions to spend £20 but ending spending £200 is the exact same as when lads go to the pub on a Friday.

Phillips schofield can lie to his bird for 27 years and he gets a hug for it, i tell my bird im going Ibiza and I'm a scumbag.

Phillips schofield can lie to his bird for 27 years about being gay and he gets a hug but I'm a massive scumbag because I want to go Ibiza with the lads.

Just imagine the absolute carnage in summer if the pubs are open and everyone is still furloughed

Just imagine....its summer, its 24 degrees, the pubs are open and everyone is still furloughed.....🤞🤞

I miss that feeling when you're on holiday, stood on the balcony having pre drinks with your mates before you go out...

That miss the feeling when your on holiday stood on the balcony having pre drinks with the boys before you go out