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lyricist & playwright | https://xitter.cf/t.co/3GkkBjoizg | FPL enthusiast, Chelsea fan @FPLGodot

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They just announced that everybody gets saved
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Unserious ppl
The NY Times has released a list of the Top 100 Best TV shows of the 21st Century. They polled over 500 major stars, showrunners & other notable names. (Source: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…)
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There has never been a stupider “opposition leader” in history. A generationally, world-historically imbecilic human. A man that for years has been claiming thousands within Iran’s military establishment are ready to rise up and overthrow the Islamic Republic based on online DMs.
Reza Pahlavi: I began receiving some DMs in my social media by elements that say, you know, "I'm a basij in Mashhad," or "I'm a member of the IRGC in such and such country. We hate this regime. We're not with them. We're looking for an opportunity to break away." It's not that I'm in fact talking to the IRGC command — not at all. But there were elements of the Sepah, of course the military as well, that would communicate with me discreetly. Source: Reuters
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Nose and hairline makes him look like Mark Gatiss
Dexter Sol Ansell (Aegon “Egg” Targaryen) and Isaac Hempstead Wright (Bran Stark) at Wimbledon!
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first day that Germany and Japan lose together since etc etc you know the drill
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usa had a man a mile offside and it counts but iranian man gets punished for having a fat ass
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“I am still alive then. That may come in useful.” (Beckett, Molloy)
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هر ویدیویی از اسکاتلندی‌ها تو بوستون هست رو سیو می‌کنم. فعلا تنها منبع دوپامین.
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crazy how i lost my fucking mind seeing the first look at infinity war. this makes me feel nothing
First official look at ‘AVENGERS DOOMSDAY’ In theaters on December 18, 2026
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Is it possible to feel less than nothing watching a trailer
December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday
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These movies are running Nostalgia Tours for 6 years ago. Beyond washed
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Y'all need to stop quotin Kalshi it's pissing me OFF
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Something to be written about how the stock phrases of War on Terror propaganda have finally been evacuated of literally all meaning except their core rhetorical function: to legitimize unlimited US state violence, both at home and abroad
Fentanyl will be classified as a weapon of mass destruction via an EO today, Trump says.
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everyone watch la chimera NOW
Daniel Craig was the one who suggested to Rian Johnson that Josh O’Connor should be cast in ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY’ Johnson hadn’t heard of Josh O’Connor before then (via: @jbillinson)
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this is cute until you realize it was posted by the "turn everything into gambling" company Kalshi. which leads me to believe they want us to gamble on whether this couple will stay together lmao
In 1971, Michael Caine fell in love with Shakira Baksh after seeing her for just 8 seconds in a TV ad. Convinced she lived in Brazil, he was ready to fly there, only to learn she was in London. She rejected him 10 times before finally agreeing to dinner... where he "fell in love in eight minutes." He quit alcohol and cigarettes for her. Married since 1973, they remain one of Hollywood's strongest couples in 2025.
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There’s a new Korean movie about the horrors of late stage capitalism that’s supposed to be nuts
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