*dropping the 4yo and her Mimi off at the airport* "I love you, dad. You're my best guy." 🥺🥺🥺 "I love you too, kiddo. Have fun!" "And dad, when you get home will you flush the toilet? Yesterday I pooped and forgot to flush."

If you know an NBA referee by name, it means they're not a very good NBA referee. Exhibits A & B: Scott Foster, Tony Brothers

Not on Twitter very much anymore but just came by to tell y'all that I could watch videos of humans trying to save beached whales for hours and just basically weep the whole time I mean it's heartbreaking to see something so powerful and graceful be so helpless

Parade MVP: Aaron Wiggins

Thinking about #NBAFinals Game 6 and wondering how the Thunder are going to cover the Pacers' best player (TJ McConnell).

HEY IT IS SUPER LAST MINUTE BUT ANYONE GOT A PARKING PASS FOR TONIGHT'S THUNDER GAME YOU WILL SEND ME FOR FREE?

The roof of your mouth is really more like the ceiling of your mouth.

I work really hard at being a good dad. I put in time every day, week after week, month after month... years. Just in the hope that someday they'll love me as much as the SEC loves the SEC.

Elon really came in and was just like "this app needs a cooler name"

Golf.

There's only one Oklahoma and it ends with

Sara is always like "what are you watching on your phone?" and it's getting embarrassing how often it's just some Orcas doing nothing.

I always make sure my girls get the best nutrition. The 7-year-old's last two meals, for example — 4 cold hot dogs; mayonnaise scooped out of a cup using a pancake. #fitness