Robert retweeted
Whoever said Plant in the Dust the Bins will Bust was a Damn Lair. It's not worth a Shit
Robert retweeted
By bloody well buying British Free Range eggs! Ideally not from supermarkets who brought eggs in from abroad to solve their supply crisis, brought on them by not paying enough to UK producers having to comply with the high standards they set! Arseholes!👇
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As Chris is so fond of science, here is a response based on it, as I feel such falsehoods should not go unchallenged.
Poultry and animal welfare in the United Kingdom have undergone substantial positive change over recent decades. The photo below is what I found in the free-range units I inspected. The public can't visit because of biosecurity and welfare.
Of course, egg production has to be done on a mass scale to feed our nation. We can't rely on the snearing and sanctimonious middle-class virtue signallers like Chris.
What was once characterised by intensive systems that restricted natural behaviours has given way to a framework of legislation, voluntary assurance schemes, official oversight and commercial standards that together raise the baseline for how birds are kept, monitored and cared for.
The most visible historical problem was the conventional battery cage for laying hens. These barren wire enclosures confined individual birds in spaces so small that basic movements such as wing-flapping, perching or nesting were impossible.
Scientific and veterinary concern about the resulting frustration, bone weakness and behavioural deprivation eventually led to regulatory action. Conventional battery cages were prohibited across the United Kingdom from 2012, forcing producers to adopt enriched colony systems that provide perches, nest boxes, litter areas and more space per bird.
Market pressure and retailer commitments have further accelerated a shift toward barn, free-range and organic systems, so that the majority of UK hens now live outside cages entirely. Parallel improvements have occurred for meat chickens, with lower stocking densities, environmental enrichment and, in some cases, slower-growing breeds becoming more common.
These advances rest on a multi-layered system of monitoring that combines statutory regulation with independent and commercial assurance. At the centre stands the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs. Defra sets the legal framework through the Welfare of Farmed Animals Regulations and issues detailed codes of practice for laying hens, meat chickens and other poultry.
These codes translate scientific understanding of behavioural needs, health indicators and environmental requirements into practical guidance that farmers must follow. Non-compliance can be used as evidence in prosecutions for unnecessary suffering. Defra also funds targeted interventions such as veterinary biosecurity reviews and maintains the Animal Welfare Committee, whose evidence-based opinions inform policy. Enforcement on the ground is largely the responsibility of local authorities.
Local authority animal health and welfare officers carry out inspections of farms, investigate complaints and ensure that statutory requirements on housing, stocking density, feed, water and handling are met.
The farmer keeps records of all of this, which are checked.
Although inspection frequencies vary, the legal duty to prevent suffering remains continuous and is backed by powers to serve improvement notices or pursue prosecutions.
Independent schemes add a higher tier of scrutiny. The RSPCA Assured programme sets standards that go beyond the legal minimum, covering space allowances, enrichment, lighting, litter quality, health monitoring and slaughter methods.
Farms seeking the RSPCA Assured label undergo thorough annual assessments by trained assessors with farming or welfare expertise, together with the possibility of unannounced spot checks.
When I visited farms, I could see who visited, and there would be almost a monthly visit by a regulator or assessor. These are the people doing the work to maintain welfare. When was Chris Packham in a poultry unit?
Assessors examine birds, housing, records of veterinary visits, staff training and daily welfare observations. Failure to meet the full suite of standards results in loss of certification. For eggs, the British Lion Code of Practice operates a parallel system of rigorous audits across the entire production chain. While its primary focus is food safety—mandatory Salmonella vaccination, extensive testing and full traceability—it also incorporates welfare provisions that exceed legal requirements, including bans on induced moulting and specific protocols for handling end-of-lay birds. More than fifty thousand audits have been conducted under the scheme, creating a continuous verification loop from breeding flocks through to packing centres.
Supermarkets reinforce these controls through their own commercial specifications and inspection regimes. Major retailers require suppliers to meet at least Red Tractor assurance as a baseline and frequently demand additional standards such as RSPCA Assured or free-range production. Many have introduced lower stocking densities, environmental enrichment and improved stunning methods for meat chickens.
Retailers commission independent audits of farms and processing plants, review veterinary health plans and reserve the right to suspend suppliers who fall short. These commercial pressures create a powerful incentive for continuous improvement because access to major markets depends on demonstrable compliance.
Throughout this system, veterinary surgeons play a central role. Farms operating under assurance schemes must maintain written health and welfare plans drawn up or approved in consultation with a named veterinary surgeon.
Vets conduct regular visits, assess flock health indicators such as leg strength, footpad condition and mortality, advise on disease prevention and oversee the responsible use of antibiotics. Routine prophylactic antibiotic use is increasingly restricted, and critically important medicines may be used only as a last resort under veterinary direction. In disease-risk periods, government-funded biosecurity reviews further embed veterinary expertise at farm level. Because veterinary advice is grounded in clinical science and observational data, it provides an independent professional check on the practical application of welfare standards.
The combined effect of legal bans, official codes, local-authority enforcement, RSPCA and Lion audits, supermarket specifications and continuous veterinary oversight is a progressive tightening of conditions for poultry.
Poultry welfare in the UK is no longer left solely to individual farmers who are generally kind, compassionate people who care about their livestock; it is systematically monitored, scientifically informed and commercially reinforced, delivering measurable improvements for the animals concerned.
Now, closing down UK farms will shift production to unregulated production and the horrific welfare standards we see abroad, such as in Thailand.
Chris Packham is unable to make such nuanced and reasoned judgements. That is why he should not be a presenter on the BBC to spout his nasty revolutionary agenda under a pseudo-scientific pretence
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MEET JONATHAN REYNOLDS. THE MAN NOW IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE BRITISH ECONOMY.
This is the UK's new Business Secretary. He has never run a business. He has never even worked for one. 🤡
He knows absolutely nothing about risk taking, entrepreneurship, or meeting a payroll.
He has never had to hire staff, remortgage his house to provide working capital, or skip his own salary so his employees could have theirs!
In fact, he could not even manage to finish his basic training to become a solicitor. Yet the Westminster elite think he is qualified to dictate how British businesses are run!
How can we expect our economy to grow when the people running it have never spent a single day in the private sector? They are career politicians who have spent their entire lives living off the taxpayer.
RT if you are completely sick of clueless career politicians running our country into the ground! 🇬🇧🔥
Robert retweeted
This is a subsidy farm, not a solar farm.
Without government subsidies it would not be built.
Your taxes are subsidising farmland destruction.
This month the Energy Secretary approved his third large solar farm in a fortnight, one of them on prime farmland across Nottinghamshire and Lincolnshire that his own inspectors told him to refuse. They walked the site. They said no. He signed it anyway.
So here's the grand plan. Take some of the best food-growing soil in England, ground that has fed people for a thousand years, and bury it under glass panels shipped in from China to catch the famous Lincolnshire sunshine. In a country where the sun knocks off mid-afternoon for half the winter and turns up for roughly eleven per cent of the year, we are concreting over arable land to harvest photons that mostly aren't there.
A British solar field spends most of its life doing an impression of a very expensive greenhouse with the plants missing. The panels tilt hopefully at a grey sky. The soil beneath them, some of the finest in the country, sits in the dark for forty years quietly learning to be a car park.
And it doesn't come back. Not in your lifetime. They are making a permanent decision about a temporary energy fashion, on ground you cannot un-glass, against the written advice of the men they pay to give it, in the same fortnight the same government swears food security keeps it awake at night.
Sunniest idea they've had all year.
If anyone knows J Dagg can they ask him to invest in some new harvester rubber rollers or keep more soil on the webs please.
Robert retweeted
Replying to @Ed_Miliband
Looking at today’s events, I am reminded of a great David Sedaris sketch entitled “The Unflushable Turd”
Thank heavens it’s windy today. Power generation by wind is currently 60% of our needs. That will save us having to pay for all that expensive gas.
Robert retweeted
My hero Spike Milligan died on this day in 2002.
Comedy has never been the same.
If he ever made you laugh, RT & LIKE.
Let’s make sure the timeline remembers him today.
@goonchild4
There you have it, jump on a bandwagon and then watch the wheels come off. Total incompetence of both politicians, and more serious, the ineptitude of our once revered civil service. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyz…
Hey @Apple since your last update, I have to turn off Bluetooth turn it back on to connect my AirPods Pro.
Robert retweeted
Replying to @Farmer_Tom_UK @CLAtweets
A guide to orchard planting under socialism.
1. Let multi generational land custodian plant an orchard.
2. Dispossess them of the land.
3. Occupy the land with enthusiastic inexperienced bureaucrats which are in surplus.
4. Manage the orchard by committee.
5. Call an emergency committee meeting after harvest is overlooked due to commitments to the 4 day working week, annual leave & working from home.
6. Some of the bureaucrats starve over winter.
7. They are sent to the Gulag so the committee can eat.
8. The committee decide pruning trees is below their status. The orchard grows intertwined. There is no fruit.
9. The committee ponders over eating each other.
Robert retweeted
In 2015 we were bankrupted because big dairy said our milk; worth 27p in September was worth 15p in October then 9.7p by Spring. We had no control, and no way out without selling our cows
We had a few cows we couldn’t sell to another dairy - the only route for them was direct to the slaughterhouse; so we had an idea
That idea, was to take control and deliver our milk directly to YOU - because YOU saw value in real milk from somewhere not controlled by BIG DAIRY and supermarkets
It’s been so incredibly hard too - but we’re still here, now we support other farmers too.
But that’s impossible for everyone to do - it’s a full system change that’s needed
But it’s not been enough, farmers across the nation have just been given massive price cuts yet again without notice - told their milk is collapsing in price because of ‘international market pressures’
Market pressures controlled by the same corporations and supermarkets giving them the price cuts.
And off of this in a country that doesn’t produce enough milk to feed itself - how udderly ironic.
Very best of luck @parkviewdairy ❤️
Booked marked this. Working out well isn’t it.
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"Imagine everyone treated with dignity and respect at work"
"Imagine an NHS back on its feet facing the future.. The best technology in the hands of NHS staff"
"Imagine we build the infrastructure our children need: new towns, new roads, new hospitals, new schools"
"The dream of home ownership restored to 1.5 million families"
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"Imagine we show that politics is about serving the country with purpose.. Making you and the country better off"
"And the whole country says, with one voice: whoever you are, whatever your background, we back your potential, your contribution is respected"
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"But first of all, vote for it"
Robert retweeted
The Great British net zero con-trick of Drax.
The Labour government is trying to force through an extension that would give Drax an estimated £1.8bn in taxpayer funded subsidies on top of the £11bn it has already received.
Drax has burned an amount of wood equivalent to 300 million trees. Burning wood creates 18% more CO2 emissions than coal.
And here’s the con trick: Drax is a sneaky way of exporting our CO2 emissions. We pay billions of pounds to cut down ancient forests in the US and Canada, ship the wood across the Atlantic in diesel tankers, then burn it in a Yorkshire-based power station.
And here’s the kicker: the CO2 emissions tally is not counted against the country that burns it, but the country that grows it. So Drax emissions are counted against the countries who grow and export the wood for Drax - like Canada and USA…not UK who burn it. So the UK can reduce CO2 figures by importing the burning wood grown elsewhere.
Drax: A gigantic net zero con-trick.























