Twitters most enlightened user

Joined June 2019
Every time you think of mean things to say to me remind yourself that this is who I am. I'm just a silly little lad. A teeny trickster with a heart of gold. Think to yourself would you really want to hurt a rapscallion like me?
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I own none of these #nichenotes #secretivesmells
first time seeing one of these four-quadrant charts that i actually enjoyed. not sure if it's a "bisexual perfume," but i really enjoy carlen parfums's "butch femme," which smells like pho (the vietnamese soup) substack.com/home/post/p-220…
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White women will weigh 130lbs and document their semaglutide journey on IG reels
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Sources close to FBI Director Kash Patel are saying this new training will be marginally more effective than Krav Maga which was the other proposed option
The FBI is giving a no-bid contract to the UFC. The UFC will train FBI agents in hand-to-hand combat.
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What surprises me is that it's taken this long to realize that WBE is a piece of shit. I've had him blocked for close to a year ever since reading this post of his. It was so painfully clear that he's a manipulative freak with no respect for others xitter.cf/twinkbukowski/status/2…
reiterating . it's fucking shocking to me that some people *in my community* were stupid enough to read WBE's posts and go "haha wow what a good writer let me invite him to my party". he is a good writer, and he's also clearly made causing massive damage to ppl around him his *goal* in life . *for clicks*. im sure there's some dregs of humanity im there, im sure he feels some remorse and maybe could eventually be redeemed or whatever. but not by you and not fucking around me or people i care about. if you fucking bring this guy to my city, we are going to have problems
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Immediately obvious from that post alone that WBE was a rotten person and the fact that it took people this long to queue into the fact because "he writes well" is nuts to me
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96 followers, 9 post all about karp or thiel, and the majority of their videos have thousands of views. Am I crazy to say this has to be some form of propaganda aimed at zoomers
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Even as a non-religious person, I personally cringe at the hubris required to personally tell the Pope that you think your company has created an ensouled being, thus rendering Anthropic equivalent to God the creator. Further, that you did it for profit and it is now enslaved.
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I remember when real companies used to advertise on here but sure I'll take a few pounds of AI meat why not
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Nice to see billionaires are going back to founding universities too instead of founding shit like "The AI that surveils and kills you ™️"
Today, Carnegie Mellon University and Ken Griffin, founder and CEO of Citadel and founder of Griffin Catalyst, announced a historic $3 billion gift to elevate Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh and launch Carnegie Mellon University Miami. #CMUMiami Learn more: cmu.edu/news/stories/archive…
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Investing $8,500,000,000 into AI as part of your genius "comeback" plan
McDonald's announced they're investing $8,500,000,000 in their restaurants to try and make a comeback. This includes implementing a lot more AI to automate tasks and new, healthy menu items like grilled chicken, egg bites and protein bowls.
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College undergrads being asked what their dream career is in 2027 when AI has replaced all internships and entry level jobs
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Computer crashed right as I unmuted to speak on the Friday teams call
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The Drone of Theseus
Armenian copy of a Indian copy of a Russian copy of a Iranian copy of an Israeli copy of a German drone from the 80s
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GIVE ME A BREAK: Senile billionaire tries running WOKE 1.0 GIMMICK in 2026. Public not falling for PR VAGUESPEAK. Posters reportedly unimpressed with ambiguous """charities in the region""" wording.
Statement from Robert Kraft
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Tfw you manage to create the worlds first gameless gaming console
As confirmed earlier through our official channels, in mid-June of this year, we unexpectedly received notice from PlayStation Studios that they would cancel the PHYSINT project. PHYSINT is an important project both to me personally and to KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS. Determined to keep the project alive, we have spent the last three months searching tirelessly for a new partner. In the course of seeking advice and pursuing negotiations with people across many fields, we found in XBOX a partner with whom we share a common vision for the future, and we have decided to team up with them once again. Please rest assured that development of PHYSINT, our genre-defining action-espionage title, is ongoing and will continue moving forward.
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Imagine how good it must be to see this as a republican in congress. You can make fun of your voter base to their face, call them deformed, low IQ cattle, and they'll still vote for you while you rob them blind
The left created this little guy to insult us. We adopted him.
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Pirate Clarks design reminds me somewhat of Ludwig from bloodborne with the enlarged eye and deformed jaw
New behind the scenes images of the Still Life actors in Backrooms.
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Tweeting idiotic thoughts I have vs when I see a mutual tweet something interesting and thought provoking and it makes me come up with some lengthy genuine response
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I was absent mindedly eating chips and grabbed a handful thinking that the texture was oddly chewy and then I realized I was biting down on the silica packet 😭
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Had a very similar pizza in Chicago....I'd like to imagine these pizzaiolos as brothers from another mother
Found a guy in San Diego who makes pizza out of his apartment and it just changed my life
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