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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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Going Harrison Mevis mode at work today (being kinda fat & not doing anything)
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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Offense is so ass
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And if Democrats take the Senate, SCOTUS should have 8 justices on it until Americans can vote on the seat, per the McConnell precedent.
Samuel Alito tells CBS News that he expects to consider retiring from the US Supreme Court next year.
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Reporter: "What do you say to those who are struggling to afford gas, groceries, diesel?" Trump: You're losers. It's the greatest. If you're struggling in this economy, you're a loser. There's your midterm messaging from the GOP
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BREAKING: White House lawyers are warning that if a blue wave occurs in the midterms, the stress of being investigated, impeached, and turned into a lame duck on the global stage could give Donald Trump a heart attack or stroke.
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So when’s Elon changing xAI to xSi 😂😂😂
🤖 Made with AI
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Those who are arrested tonight will be required to listen to Taylor Swift's new songs on repeat.
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If I die bury me in a Bo Nix jersey Because I just might come back
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Come for Dave Logan's POV of @SNFonNBC. Stay for his call of @TalanoaHufanga's pick six 🗣️
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DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE. DRAKE MAYE IS FINE
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#Patriots QB Drake Maye tried to throw a punch at his locker after the loss to the #Jaguars, but it was picked off.
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No, Laura Loomer I didn’t miss you
did you miss me?
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Ah yes fine that man for drinking an invisible beverage while we take a commercial break for Bud Light, DraftKings, and Polymarket
NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
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Medical professionals are saying that Trump’s sudden facial contraction, shoulder elevation and involuntary flinch are classic symptoms of Acute Courage Deficit Disorder, otherwise known as “Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome” (PABS).
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We just want cheaper gas.
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration is pitching a list of government sites that could carry the president's name, including Ford's Theatre, the playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865. READ MORE: ms.now/news/trump-fords-thea…
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