One month out of the gym and I'm back to where I was a year ago this shit is a game

Environmental storytelling on my timeline

recap of my past roommates 1: arrested on drug charges, cops search the place (1/10) 2: guy who makes pseudo political content on Instagram reels (8/10) 3: normal sporty guy (9/10) 4 steroids user with zero self awareness, constantly hooking up with equally insecure women (0/10)

is that an ar-15 in your pants or are you just happy to see me

And you can't pirate the textbook because it links to mandatory online tests for credit

some of you would fall for this

Finance bro advice be like >Save 500$ a week and put it in a Roth IRA and you will have 4 million dollars to retire with Yeah thanks, I actually had 500$ burning a hole in my pocket that I just dumped into discretionary purchases every week, how silly of me.

I should do public suiting irl streams.

public urination

Who the fuck added me to a list called murrsuiter mayhem bro

ALL of US do this