Dave Sanders

Yeah. I think I'm done here. Good luck Twitter, I mean X, I mean flaming pile of crazy conspiracy bullshit. At least the Weekly World News could line a bird cage, but Xwitter is just shit now. If you actually know me and want to stay in touch, DM me and we'll trade emails.

Thank you #SCOTUS. Today I've learned that my religion doesn't allow me to pay student loans or <checks scripture>... taxes.

Dear GOP - I get that you're upset about Trump, but have you maybe stopped to consider, at a minimum, at least hiring a more competent villian? For all those donations you're making, you aren't really buying a winner here...

There should never be ANY political seat in a democracy that is "for life." Never, ever. #SCOTUS

You remember that old adage about "The definition of insanity is the US House?"

118th U.S. Congress, Vote #4,352

Maybe the House should try ranked choice voting?

Americans need a website with a button so we can vote to "Increase congressional speed". If a majority of voters press the button within 24 hours, then the House chamber doors lock, sprinkler system goes off, and the thermostat gets lowered to 50 degrees. #EnoughAlready

Dear House #Republicans, I hope this letter finds you well. You are a damn sad joke. Get well soon or you’re fired. Best, Your employer

Boy. Republican America is a scary fucking place. No wonder they are so mad. Maybe they should move to a safer community.

Even #ChatGPT doesn't know what to do with us.

What's the point of having a Network Coverage Map, if its completely wrong, @Verizon Sitting in 5G on the map, getting 2 bars of LTE. Not sure why I'm paying for this service.

Hey, what do you think it would take for us to get @elonmusk to buy TicketMaster and then run that into the ground too? Maybe we can use this power for good.

Lovin me some @AlexiLalas energy right now! #USA The man is killing it tonight.

New TikTok challenge: see if you can steal some classified Top Secret challenge and then try to run for President of the United States.