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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 3

︎ ︎ ︎ temp. ︎ ︎ ︎ pinned. ︎ ︎ ︎

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristAug 25

⠀ im so sad man i had to have my girlfriend fondle my lovehandles so i could feel better ⠀

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WOKE Thragg@ripviltrumAug 9

y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me the grand regent

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Ja-hamon@hoodheresies07Aug 1

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chuddington@boycommmaAug 1

when their flirting style is teasing but you're autistic

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b@spaceinshadowsJul 29

GOOD MORNING LADIES AND GENTS

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marcos@swrpentskirtJul 27

you was that bored

@andreychukkJul 26

I decided to keep just the mustache for the first time ever. What do you think?

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Van a meter preso al Chiqui Tapia@cazorliti18Jul 27

solo los verdaderos cagadores saben que es esta marca roja

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Lark@king_of_limbJul 26

the lettuce diarrhea disease made me forcibly expel the gnome who's been, apparently, ratatouilling me for the better part of four years from my large intestine. I seemingly can no longer ride a bike, play the piano, or make love to my wife without sobbing

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maxwell like from scribblenauts@chaos6578Jul 22

If you ruin a perfectly plappable wobblemeat with a goon rod, you get no bitches.

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avant-adult lucas ☀️@noticedicriedJul 19

white people be like Don’t use the front door come in through the garage

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 20

⠀ its so hot in my fucking house dude my titties are sweating my balls are sticky my ass is wet this sucks ⠀

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 20

⠀ being fat during the summer is a bane i’d only wish on lex luthor ⠀

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EVIL FAWF@BravoFawfJul 19

pent up pup? bruh i've been so constipated recently it might as well be pent up poop 😂 more jokes coming later guys

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🅿️@notnamedjeanJul 18

I be in her ear just like this

Fuck Em We ball 🫦@1borntytyJul 17

I hate nggas that nut quietly. That shit lame.

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 19

⠀ okay but i’m the favorite right. ⠀

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎...͟𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙰𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧. ︎ ︎ ︎* ︎✦@tubeheirJul 19

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ i know one other fat freckled lantern but he's brown so no.

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 19

⠀ fuuuck… can i….. ⠀

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎...͟𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙰𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧. ︎ ︎ ︎* ︎✦@tubeheirJul 19

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ this needs ranch @vuldarist can you put ranch on this 😏

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 19

⠀ do you know other fat white freckled lanterns……… ⠀

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎...͟𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙰𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧. ︎ ︎ ︎* ︎✦@tubeheirJul 19

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ that's how i like my lanterns ， ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ fat 'n white 'n freckled.

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 19

⠀ i had to change my lantern uniform because it couldn’t fit over my gut 😕 ⠀

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎...͟𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙰𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧. ︎ ︎ ︎* ︎✦@tubeheirJul 19

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ dear god no.

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︎ ︎ ︎ ◌ 、; 𝐑ᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ。@vuldaristJul 19

╱╱ guy can change yr tires, grill u brisket and fix anything in ur house #HUSBAND

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Chief Wayne@GayWeaklingJul 19

I’m scared of weird things happening to my butthole

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