fragile pre-raphelite beauty who lives off of breadsticks and tap water
Joined January 2024
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I buried a time capsule back in 1980.
What will future humans make of it when they dig it up and find a copy of Video Killed The Radio Star on 45?
The mined Buggles.
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Let the games begin, recording the McMahon review with @BangBangPodcast tonight’s beers from @vaultcitybrew @NMBCo & @holygoatbrewing
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Had a lovely night in on the red wine, with the Beloved Wife™️ watching live sets on BBC 4 by the Smiths and Depeche Mode, with much singing along, then the mood was broken by a set from the worlds dullest band, the Stereophonics. Cunts. #cunts #dullcunts
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An evening in Brooklyn @EvilTwinBrewing in DUMBO. Awesome stouts and solid tuneage (unlike @BangBangPodcast top fucking tens)
How you doing? #dumbo #Brooklyn
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In NYC, all I have to do now is to become a Genovese family made man (booked in for Wednesday when I whack “some fucking guy”)
Vampire Weekend playing tonight, Brutus the Barber Beefcake is due a late run in… @BangBangPodcast, Europiss is considered drinkable here ffs
A big welcome to all my new Bot followers who came onboard after I used the word Paedophile in a post reply.
X really is the cesspit of fucking humanity
#fuckyouralgorithms
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There's a new musical opening soon, with songs made up of misheard Oasis lyrics.
I've got a role in it.
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"A US magazine once offered me the assignment of covering a big race in France on condition that I took the bassist of Mötörhead along as my assistant."
"Did you accept?"
"Of course. When Life gives you Le Mans, make Lemmy an aide."
In this weeks podcast @BangBangPodcast talk beers, Andy’s fruitless trip to @SidneyAndEden at least left him with a @NewBristol Lager and my trip to Coniston left me with several bottles of @HawksheadBrewer tonka bean imperial stout and their simply stunning Imperial Stout 10/10
