I do stuff with technology and give presentations about it. Tweets are mine. He/Him
Michigan, USA
Joined June 2015
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Iโm migrating over to Bluesky, would love to stay in contact with yโall!
@vmikeb.bsky.social
To add to it:
Most orgs need to pay their people what they're worth, send them to training that will build their resume and the company's defenses, and leverage open source tooling that people can learn fast and iterate on quickly.
Seattle fam!
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I'm speaking at Ceph Days Seattle next week to spread the good word about NVMe/TCP and Ceph Block performance! Come catch the fun with me, and see some amazing sessions here
osnexus.regfox.com/ceph-daysโฆ
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Hey @Costway_com I've been told 3 days in a row that your technical support people will get back to me within 24 hours. What gives? Can you help out please?
vMike "Save the ๐s" retweeted
CEO asked me โwhat are we doing about Russians exploiting 0days in AIโ
Meanwhile our servers are on Ubuntu 14, our SRE team quit, IT is pasting bash scripts into the JAMF editor untested, and the CFO has a 2-star chrome extension to make gmailโs font comic sans
Mike Burkhart, from Ethics Training-as-a-Service here. Did you know you can be compliant with your corporate policies for only <checks price> $25 a month?
<quietly pays @CrunkComputing $15, over and over again>
vMike "Save the ๐s" retweeted
What idiot called it โmigrating an application to use Graviton processorsโ instead of โArm wrestling?โ
VMware fam - itโs been an interesting year, whoโs going to Barcelona?
Iโm excited to say Iโll be there!
Whatโs good, what sessions and parties are you headed to?
A very fulfilling one. One probably filled with things that would frustrate and enrich me just as much as tech.
vMike "Save the ๐s" retweeted
Join us tonight for fun, prizes, & tacos*!
(* Attendees must provide any and all tacos & taco-related paraphernalia. Mistwire, calvinhp, & all related entities cannot be held accountable for taco or taco adjacent injuries) ๐๐ฅณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
#Kubernetes made simple? ๐ค Challenge accepted.
Tonight at 8:30pm ET, join #AWS Heroes @calvinhp (CTO of Six Feet Up) and @mistwire (Dev Rel Mngr at HashiCorp) live on @vBrownBag for โMastering the Zen of Dev Experience.โ
๐ Donโt miss it! ๐ Join: loom.ly/lfnHxzs
Hey tech fam! Join me for KubeCon + CloudNativeCon North America 2024! cvent.me/yPbALl?sms=2&cn=21Jโฆ ##kubecon #cloudnativecon
vMike "Save the ๐s" retweeted
We're getting the band back together maaaaaan! Finishing #TechXchange day 1 with @CTOAdvisor, @vmikeb, @SolutionGeek, @joatmon08 & @armon (& mirror men ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐)
