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RT @AIAgentMan: It's like every research project starts of with great output, and you put painstakingly put in effort upfront designing he…
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🚨 the @bankrbot X account has been compromised and is publishing fake airdrop links despite being secured with an on-device passkey. @X @nikitabier please remove the the fake airdrop posts and help us determine how this account was compromised even with a passkey.
yo @X @nikitabier we are locked out of the @bankrbot account. and this doesn't work. please advise.
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turn this on if you have a @bankrbot account! phishing campaigns (fake links that look real) have been hijacking X accounts across crypto this past month. if you sign in with X, your account on any app is only as strong as your X login. passkey MFA closes that door -- even if your X account is compromised, your coins stay yours.
MFA with passkeys is now live on Bankr. Without MFA, your Bankr account is only as secure as your sign-in -- X, email, Telegram, or SMS. Now even if one of those is compromised, your Bankr stays yours.
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Finally, the zcash team has confirmed our suspicions that if the bug was exploited, not all zcash can be withdrawn from orchard. If you're in that pool, you need to withdraw immediately. If you're too late, your funds will legitimately get stuck.
Yes, the last ones out of an exploited pool will lose out because they cannot be distinguished from legitimate coins. (The idea that the pool was exploited by this vuln is dubious IMO because there's no plausible scenario where an adversary doesn't dump their counterfeit coins.)
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Some of you have lost the plot so thoroughly that your definition of decentralization would include banks just because they have multiple employees. Please, take a look at yourself in the mirror. Do you recognize yourself anymore? Did you ever believe in anything?
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Guy who accidentally sent $5 to an Ethereum contract on Arbitrum has a request for the security council
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This goes without saying, but AI is not worth paying for if you need to KYC to use it. Literally save the money for your own GPUs. Your future self WILL thank you.
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See you there!
so AIE Europe is completely taking over πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§London next week! very very hyped to showcase the best companies, research, and AI engineers in Europe! 3 COMPLETELY FREE ways to join in: - there are a dozen side events around town! from Snorkel to GitHub to Arize to ClawCon and Claude Code meetups! - subscribe on YouTube! everything will be livestreamed and published for free youtube.com/@aidotengineer - we are releasing 20 more volunteer slots here ai.engineer/associates meant for local, early career folks who otherwise could not afford a ticket! join in/see you in london town!
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this just became more relevant πŸ™ƒ
Finally listened to the Dario interview and it blows my mind how his entire worldview around AI seems to be predicated on an assumption nobody is going to YOLO upload a tarball of frontier model weights to the Internet.
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Another sick upcoming feature: /acp spawn codex --bind here LOOK AT ME, I AM CODEX NOW You could bind codex/claude code/opencode already in threads, now you can take over your current session as well.
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Seriously, I can tell on the PR what you used.
Did you use Opus for this? The fix isn't good.
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So apparently Anthropic left 3,000 internal docs in a public data lake and security researchers found them. The docs reportedly describe a new model called claude mythos that sits above opus in a new tier called capybara. Their own draft allegedly says it's "far ahead of any other AI model in cyber capabilities". If true, the company building the most security-sensitive AI on earth got popped by a config flag.
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I proudly own a Flipper Zero with highly customized third-party underground firmware that I use to psionically attack three letter agents into thinking I'm a threat when I actually just use it to replay my RFID tag to get into my apartment's garage.
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I don't have many stories to tell about yv, sad to hear they passed. We didn't talk much. They messaged me for the first time out of nowhere correctly guessing where I lived and I told them they were wrong. Maybe they just wanted to be friends. They were very funny. RIP
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Cursor in Deep Shit! Kek @cursor_ai why??
things are about to get interesting from here on
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cancel your chatgpt subscription and delete your openclaw slop. i'm serious. go on ebay and buy a used RTX 3060 for the price of two months of pro. or check your drawer because half of you already own one and forgot about it. install hermes agent from @NousResearch. one framework, 31 tools, file operations, terminal, browser, code execution. connect it to your local llama.cpp server running qwen 3.5 9B Q4. total download is 5.3 gigs. that's it. that's the whole setup. every experiment you hesitated to run on API. every project you shelved because you didn't want your data on someone else's server. every late night idea you didn't test because you hit your rate limit. all of that is gone. runs 24/7 on your electricity. your machine. your data never leaves your house. connect it to telegram if you want it on your phone. hook up whatever tools you need. the model thinks at 29 tok/s with 128K context and it never bills you. qwen 3.5 9B and one RTX 3060 is the setup most people will never try because they've been trained to believe intelligence has to come from a datacenter. it doesn't. it runs on 12 gigs of VRAM under your desk right now. stop giving your thinking away for free.
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Request for PR, we gotta add this to @openclaw tonight!
It took another two months but Chrome 146 is out since yesterday! And *that* means: with a single toggle, you can expose your current live browsing session via MCP and have your CLI agent do things in it. Aaand I have been waiting to deal with my LI connects until this moment.
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nobody accidentally swaps $50M into a pool with $36K of liquidity lol. fresh wallet, $50.4M from Binance, zero slippage protection, routed through the jankiest Sushiswap path possible. and then an MEV bot just happens to flash borrow $29M from Morpho in the same block and pocket $9.9M? cmon. 0xngmi called this exact play a year ago - construct a deliberately terrible swap, let a friendly bot extract the value, dirty money comes out the other side as "legit MEV profit." $154K per AAVE isn't a fat finger. it's a laundering fee
JUST IN: Trader accidentally swaps $50 million $USDT for $36,000 $AAVE on Ethereum.
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