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Durban, South Africa
Joined February 2021
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At first, $OIIAOIIA makes no sense. Then it’s the only thing that does. @OIIAOIIA_COIN_
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Seedstone Genesis : Stones minting next week! Follow for more updates over the coming days. 142 Cryptids ready to rock the Solana Blockchain. Each stone is $5 and gives you 5 NFT Seedstone cards that will be playable in a PVP game. #NFT #Solana #SEEDSTONE
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Ask @degenharambe to blacklist the wallet. I heard he done this before 😇
🚨 🚨 7,772,977,017,415 $PEPE (37,481,346 USD) transferred from Binance Hack 2026 to unknown wallet whale-alert.io/tx/ethereum/0…
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beans retweeted
check da meowmeter do u hab the meows? meow-6:native
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gmeow are u sleepy today?
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Dog with same short spine syndrome as mutant raccoon Jimothy steals hearts across social media trib.al/s04ZanS
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we didn't neccessarily choose meow. the meow was sitting there, waiting to be found. or was it? meow-6:native
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The MEOW/WOOF Thesis: The End of the Naming Evolution For fifteen years, crypto has been naming coins after dogs and cats. MEOW and WOOF aren't named after a dog or a cat — they are the sound the animal makes. You cannot simplify further. This is the terminal form of the oldest meta in crypto, launching on the newest retail-native chain in crypto.
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Part 2: The easter egg thesis This isn't a random name grab — it's woven into Robinhood's own DNA: api.robinhood.com/catpay/ api.robinhood.com/shareholde… Robinhood's API literally says "meow." Community members have long documented that hitting certain Robinhood API URLs returns "meow" as a response — an easter egg baked into the platform's own infrastructure. A meme coin named after the platform's own inside joke is the closest thing to lore-alignment a token can have without being official.
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The thesis, compressed Fifteen years of dog and cat coins were a search for the simplest possible meme. MEOW and WOOF end the search — on the one chain whose own codebase has been meowing and barking back at developers for a decade. @meowcatrh @woofrh
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Part 2: The easter egg thesis This isn't a random name grab — it's woven into Robinhood's own DNA: Robinhood's API literally says "meow." Community members have long documented that hitting certain Robinhood API URLs returns "meow" as a response — an easter egg baked into the platform's own infrastructure. A meme coin named after the platform's own inside joke is the closest thing to lore-alignment a token can have without being official. api.robinhood.com/catpay/ api.robinhood.com/shareholde…
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The thesis, compressed Fifteen years of dog and cat coins were a search for the simplest possible meme. MEOW and WOOF end the search — on the one chain whose own codebase has been meowing and barking back at developers for a decade. @meowcatrh @woofrh
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have u done ur workout today? meow.
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gmeow. how has ur day been today?
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I bought FWOG around these levels and I'm convinced $MEOW will go even higher. @meowcatrh
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Replying to @shibainuart
I woof you too
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api.robinhood.com/catpay/ api.robinhood.com/shareholde… There's only two tokens that should be in the billions. $MEOW and $WOOF @meowcatrh @woofrh
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