How did I not realize the hotel I chose to stay at in Chicago had a Burberry on the corner? 😩👜 #burberry #yeconcertweekend #chicago
ALWAYS take the New York hotel if given a choice, that’s my advice to all of you out there. 😒 #getmeoutofnewark #nevergoingbacktonewjersey #worstworktripever
How are you going to serve someone pancakes without any syrup? #whatkindofplaceisthis #anditwastakeout #alsowhatsthedealwithcinnamonbutter #no
100% going to start smoking again if I can’t run anymore because if I look even half as hot as Hudson smoking that cigarette with no hands, it will be worth it. 🚬 instagram.com/p/DYAeGtpCP68/…
I just want to say that after making myself look pathetic and crying twice in the airport yesterday, the TSA PreCheck saved my life. 🥴😂 #ihateflying #ineednewluggage #marthainthekeys2026
It’s like the universe knows I’m going back to real life tomorrow and decided to bless me with an annoying idiot to sit next to at the bar…FFS #icanalreadyfeelmybloodpressurerising #wtf #marthainthekeys2026
Having to do laundry on vacation seems rude. #ranoutofgymclothes #laundromatlife #marthainthekeys2026
Is it a bad thing to be taking shots alone at 2:36 on a Thursday? 🤔🍋😎 #tattoosandscarssaloon #icanthelpthatimalone #marthainthekeys2026
The bartender just called me miss instead of ma’am. Day made. 😊 #justcalleveryonemiss #cancelmaam #marthainthekeys2026
So the bartenders at the hotel bar just got me wasted. 🥂🤪 #aperolissneaky #toobadimalone #marthainthekeys2026
Imagine coming down to Key West only to end up eating Pizza Hut for three days straight…🍕😒 #thejoysofvacationingalone #awkwardgirlproblems #marthainthekeys2026
Ok I can sit out by the pool and not care about kids screaming, a baby crying, the weird music they are playing, all that can be ignored. But the random beeping that just started? Kill me. #whereisitcomingfrom #whyme #marthainthekeys2026
Ok so the hotel is giving me champagne while I wait to check in. 🥂 #thecapitana #canihavethewholebottlethough #marthainthekeys2026
Did I just sit in my car in a Publix parking lot and eat kinda warm lactose free cottage cheese? Yes, yes I did. 💁🏼♀️ #cottagecheeseeverything #notveganbutiranoutofoptions #marthainthekeys2026
WHY TF IS IT RAINING what did I do that the universe fees it needs to punish me in this way? 😩🌧️ #sevenmilebridgerun #thisistheluckihave #marthainthekeys2026
I don’t know what I’m going to do when I have to go back to real life and drive my RAV. I want to keep my black Jeep Wrangler rental; it’s like driving around in a tank. 😎 #whattheduck #lotsofchickenstho #marthainthekeys2026