THOUGHTS ARE NOT MY OWN THEY ARE FROM THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

Joined September 2025
Twitter rlly needs to let people edit their tweets man
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This genuinely petrifies me. 4o-sychos have coherently raided Sam Altman’s Twitter and Reddit subforums on MULTIPLE counts, demanding 4o back (and still are). If these people get what they want, the consequences to society will be too surreal to fathom. Delusion is the new moat
Replying to @AdamHoltererer
It's very funny to have this confirmed. On all of the 4o freak out/mourning posts people would ask (the mostly women) what made 4o so special and they would always answer things like it had deep emotional understanding, or it felt like a real person. and now we know, no it just agreed with you when you were wrong.
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visionprofan retweeted
Apple Software in a nutshell. It's so fucking sad
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My robot vacuum just tried to climb over my shoe. I love bold technology. Yes girl, it’s ok, keep going
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Just talking shit for no reason. My quota was at 0% used
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This is what it feels like handing off something to an agent and checking later they forgot to do it so they tell you to do it
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I want Google’s brain inside Apple’s body. Siri AI is a testament to their endless halfway in/out debate, in house design ego vs. tried & true. Gemini should genuinely phase Siri out, both names should trigger my phone. Gemini will figure out App Intents better thx 2 android
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Is this some kind of sick joke? 3 prompts later and @bot 30 day trial has been fully used
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On device processing is a white lie, Apple Intelligence features rely completely on an internet connection. Photo cleanup doesn’t run on device, so locking this feature, to newer hardware, is malicious, when any are capable of processing via Cloud Compute, utilizing “limits”
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Apple cancelling their car makes complete sense now. They can't even get Siri to relay weather properly
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OH MY JAW HAS NOT LEFT THE FLOOR
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visionprofan retweeted
Real life, baby
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visionprofan retweeted
Apple: Siri AI is only capable of running on devices with at least 8GB of RAM so the iPhone 15 isn’t supported Also Apple: The Apple TV 4K with the A12 chip from 8 years ago and 4GB of RAM will support Siri AI I get that the Apple TV has to handle less personal context stuff, but they could have extended this to older iPhones too. Sure, it won’t be the best experience and have the best speeds, but the Apple TV won’t as well so…
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“claude agents can get into your home appliances omg” well about time hoe these dishes aren’t gonna do themselves and a team is needed for the job
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talking to agents feels like playing with dolls
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Hopefully HomeView slander gets the Home app somewhat fixed although my standards are at their at-most low
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visionprofan retweeted
Apple: drops support for all S6-S8 SiP powered Apple Watches because they wanted a “unified Siri experience.” Also Apple: adds Siri AI support to the HomePod 2nd gen, which has an S7 SiP.
Big updates to the HomePod 2 product page this morning. May suggest support for Siri AI is coming. The Siri examples now use Siri AI’s gradient style, and the refreshed glow matches Siri’s look on HomePod mini 2.
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Wants to build a futuristic robotic iPad. Can't. Won't. Still clings to the iconic G4 design and spends three minutes showing a parody of a family desperately spinning that goddamn thing like a Lazy Susan just to "use it". Yes ofc, it doesn't even swivel. You know, like the actual G4 did. Apple in 2026, everyone 🤡
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Not having Health on HomePad sucks. Oh well. At least I can check the time in England and stalk my family
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They got rid of Apple Watch walkie talkie and the upmost minimum they could’ve done was make intercom actually useful
The biggest issue with Apple’s Home ecosystem is the absolutely garbage Home app. Still, in 2026, there is a tab dedicated fully to buying more smart home gadgets (aka, an ad) within the iOS Home app and it can’t be removed. Yet rooms are buried up top. Pitiful.
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