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Vishcomical

@vishcomical

Lighted Hearted Humor. Corporate Finance. Cricket. Acting. Spirituality. Delhi ↔️ Mumbai

 Mumbai, India
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Joined April 2013
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Zyaada bolta hai, du ek Leopard?
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Ngl @zomato but this is very cringe
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Add area of 4 district parks of Delhi and you would get the area of Mumbai
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Ranbir and Alia’s daughter is a tea lover Kyunki jahan cha wahan Raha.
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Waqt OTP jaisa hota hai. Kabhi zyaada der tak ek sa nahi rehta.
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Aunty: How is your brother’s health now? Me: Haanji Antibiotic hai
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Tried @BOX8_in delivery app instead of Swiggy and damn how is this company even running till now? Delivery partner not assigned since an hour of ordering, there is no customer care -only AI generated responses. Unable to cancel the order also. Seems like I donated 262 rupees to you @contact_amitraj and Anshul Gupta! Enjoy!
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@ysuckmeOct 29
fake energy can be sensed from a thousand miles away too
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Visiting Temple regularly, unlocks the 9th house and your luck factor. One should try visiting temple regularly or lighting a diya at-least. Moon 9H: Offering water to Lord Shiva.
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Wife in West Indies: Enough is enough, I am going back to my mother’s place Husband: Haan haan, Jamaica
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Me: Kitne time se haircut kar rahe ho? Barber: Salon se.
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People who try to board the Mumbai Local before it stops should be extradited from India.
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Jawaharlal Nehru on 31 January 1948
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Karvat palatne se kuch nahi hota, neend toh chadar se ek tang bahar nikaal ke hi aati hai
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What does a newly opened chrome tab say to an already opened tab? 'Aur batao, cache ho?'
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@vishcomical4 May 2020
Replying to @charlieputh
Jeeta rhe Puth.
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ISKCON Bengaluru🙏 28 canceled Ola rides, but still managed to get this heavenly peace. Worth it🙌
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When someone says its their mom’s birthday and you don’t say ‘yeh jhooth hai main iska khandan karti hu’, we can’t be friends.
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Punjabi: Tu naaraz hai? Portuguese girlfriend: No. Punjabi: Portugal kyu nahi kar rahi fir mere naal?
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The only actor who is Safe right now.
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Options of Multiple choice question in exam be like
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