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Joined January 2010
A few years ago I made a song called Don't Look for Me that I'm proud of. I decided to give it another mix, rerecord some elements and put it on Spotify. Perhaps one day I'll do another one. I live in hope. open.spotify.com/track/1Wduq…
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Like a drain backing up
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What I’ve learned most from TikTok is that people absolutely do not understand what “POV” means.
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Replying to @DemonTomatoDave
Bloody hell Mr Bulmer I knew if anyone would be able to come up with the goods it would be you. No pressure with photos but if you could ever snap a page advertising the top secret code that would be particularly cherished. How I lusted after that knowledge
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Replying to @DemonTomatoDave
@DemonTomatoDave Do you have any recollection of the early 90s kids’ magazine Snap? I remember it being ace, with fan club with its own top secret code (in retrospect merely pig latin). This is all I can find of it online. priory-antiques.co.uk/produc…
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I certainly hope that the United Kingdom, the country of my birth, achieves success in today's general election.
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Replying to @PureGym
@PureGym might I suggest one day hosing all the bogeys off the walls of the urinals in the Cambridge Grafton Centre gents
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Here's a new story by me, about a very stupid job interview I had in 2018. wordsbyjamesduffy.com/storie…
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A few years ago I made a song called Don't Look for Me that I'm proud of. I decided to give it another mix, rerecord some elements and put it on Spotify. Perhaps one day I'll do another one. I live in hope. open.spotify.com/track/1Wduq…
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Replying to @Mulboyne
@Mulboyne @thetokyofiles apologies for troubling you both. I'm trying to find an old video of a Japanese pop singer with long legs taking a tumble on stage and making an admirable recovery. I could have sworn one of your fine accounts tweeted it. does it ring any bells?
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Please report "sorry we are experiencing unusually high call volumes" messages. We've had 20,000 reports in so far to test if some firms (banks, broadband, mobile, energy, water etc) have this for EVERY call. Pls take 30s to report it via moneysavingexpert.com/report… We need to keep track over a few more weeks to nail down the patterns.
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Replying to @TAGrimshaw
while stuck in bed with flu a while ago I happened across this american show with someone doing grotesque skin surgeries. I became fascinated by its constant overlays adding completely irrelevant trivia
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this is fake, screenshot from 1991 first-person RPG
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Why has this shit appeared in my feed. Why is everything so fucking bollocks these days
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I quite liked you in the coma tbh. Didn't argue back
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Replying to @oh_cripes
I've wondered about these irregularities myself. Typically in English we use singular nouns for compound nouns (eg book shop not books shop, coat rack not coats rack, pet food not pets food, etc). But there's a tendency to say games industry, games company, etc. I dunno why
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Replying to @discord_support
@discord_support Suggestion — don't use red for buttons/labels/messages etc that aren't errors. This looks like something broke
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