not a trad wife but I still expect you to build me a barn, grow me a garden, and whittle me a spoon šŸžšŸŒ»

San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2023
help me settle a friendly disagreement: is this dress pink or red?
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i’m on the ā€œHudson from grinderā€ side of twitter and it’s really lonely without you over here
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Did a months of work in 2 days. Now I can’t open an email. The ADHD giveth and the ADHD immediately taketh away.
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That X money… IS A TRAP! šŸŖ¤šŸ˜‚ Y’all really willing to hand over your government name and personal information to this madhouse of an app for a few dollars? Have you SEEN what goes on here? LMAO. šŸ’€ IT IS A TRAP!!! 🪤
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You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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Stop calling yourself or other people ā€œwhoresā€ when they don’t actually have sex for money because that’s just stolen valor
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Ukraine taking out Russia's bot farms weeks before the American election was fucking genius.
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If Ukraine bombed the Russian data center that’s been producing all the bots, does that mean that Sophiaā„¢ļø is officially a bygone era?
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Sexting in England be like, ā€œI’m feeling so bloody naughty like a right slut.ā€
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re kelly clarkson and molly, a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows at art of play that’s permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale?
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this is who you’re sending that ā€œhey u avail?ā€ email to btw
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i somehow never order the right size 🫣
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Maturing is realizing Carmen Sandiego was an escort
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I’m giving you all a tip how to hit on someone. I was at a bar flipping through a jukebox and this man walks up to me and hands me $5 and says ā€œI’m trusting you to curate the vibe in here for the next 30 minutesā€ and then we just had a beer and jammed to all the songs I picked.
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PSA: it has come to my attention that my emails are ending up in spam, so check your junk folder if you’ve been waiting for a response from me 🄰
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forever summer šŸ‘™ā›±ļø
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how it feels when someone buys everything off your wishlist and you have to replenish it with new itemsšŸ’‹šŸ–¤
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The homeless woman murdered in Central Park was a beloved artist and birdwatcher who made beautiful pieces dedicated to birds. She went by Lee Rogers, but also was known as Elise Bainbridge Hill. Her art was awesome. I hope her life story is shared and not just the grisly details
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