con lo insípida que es que coñazo
Zendaya has been cast to play the role of Lara Croft in Tomb Raider reboot, filming to start early 2028.
To be directed by Christopher Nolan
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es la peluca más estereotípica de ese rollo goth punk dejaros de gilipolleces y es muy común que en ese estilo se use el rosa o verde neón
aquí voy:
s1: carmen, sagi, dovima
s2: juriji, veneditah, marina
s3: pitita, clover, bestiah
s4: vampi, chloe, laniña
s5: satin greco
s6: kim miller, alma desoul, buba
porque ella tiene talento y carisma y tu solo te victimizabas diciendo que eras trans siendo ese tu storyline y el motivo por el que te llevaron hasta la final te queda claro de una puta vez pesada de los cojones
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aguanta la que te cae, mariana no es responsable de que seas una auténtica gilipollas sin empatía, como así eres así te trataran, a ti y al bulldog de kandy muse, vuestra casa debería de llamarse haus of misshapen porque a cada cual peor
The court would now like to call Mariana to the stand. ⚖️
Hey @soymarianastars . Since your fans have spent essentially half the season, and particularly these last few weeks, dogpiling me and @TheKandyMuse over the grave offense of… not always liking your drag on a competition show, I figured I’d address you directly. 😂
You and I have already spoken privately. I apologized to you early on if anything I said hurt your feelings, explained that none of my commentary was personal, acknowledged the pressure of being on a competition like this, AND gave you your flowers when I thought you deserved them.
So now I have a genuine question: are you ever going to tell your fans to leave us the fuck alone?
Because somehow my saying “I don’t like this wig” or “I don’t like this outfit” has given some of them permission to discuss my actual face, my skin, my transition, my ethnicity, my womanhood, and what I looked like years ago.
Which is already hilarious because they can never discuss my current skin texture. That bitch is butter. 😂 And digging through old pictures to critique where I was in my transition YEARS ago because you can’t find enough material in the present day is not quite the devastating read they seem to think it is. Baby, that’s archival research. These bitches really thought they were archaeologist! Thank you for visiting the museum of Aja.
Then there are the comments about my Latino heritage, calling me a “gringa,” questioning what I am, and every other deeply personal thing that somehow became fair game because I… didn’t think you should win a challenge? Girl. Be serious.
I’m also eight weeks out from major gender-affirming surgery, and somehow I’m supposed to open Twitter every day to people dissecting my healing face because I had opinions about drag on a drag competition.
And before anybody deliberately misunderstands me: I’m sorry you’re receiving death threats. That is disgusting, and nobody deserves that. But your fans repeatedly trying to place responsibility for those threats at my feet is equally ridiculous. I never threatened you. I never instructed anybody to attack you. I never sent anybody after you. I commented on what was presented on the show I was literally hired to react to.
A wig. An outfit. A performance. Not even makeup, because I’ve repeatedly said I think you’re pretty.
I’m sure there are looks of mine you don’t like either. Raja and Raven booted my ass damn near every week on Fashion Photo RuView during All Stars 10. Did I mobilize the troops? No. 😭 I said, “Well, fuck them two old bitches,” laughed and continued living my life, because ultimately their opinion of my drag is their opinion. Mind you they were dragging me and calling me cheap every week LMAO.
So I’m not tagging you to manufacture some imaginary feud. I’m asking you directly because apparently everybody else has appointed themselves attorneys on your behalf.
You’ve made your little shady tweets. Your fans clearly believe they’re defending you. Meanwhile, some of those same people are saying things about me that are infinitely more personal than anything I ever said about you.
So what’s the standard here?
Do you think that behavior is okay? Will you tell them to stop? Or are we only concerned about “hate” when you’re the person receiving it?
Because if we’re going to have a conversation about kindness, bullying and accountability, wonderful. Call the whole courtroom to order. But everybody is getting sworn in, beloved. ⚖️
The witness may answer. 💋



























