Nick Vincent

An iPhone camera shutter clicks salaciously in the adjacent stall.

Guy walks into a restroom stall and sets his open laptop down on the floor in front of him as if to take a perilously angled conference call.

No one hates Star Wars like a true Star Wars fan does.

Disturbing chants of frantic gibberish coming from the handicap stall.

Gentleman at the urinal removes his belt and puts it back on but in the reverse direction around his waist.

A man who diligently washes his hands before approaching the urinal.

Older man breathing heavily in the adjacent urinal.

Man in bar restroom: Hey brother, did you ever get that urethra thing fixed? Man at urinal: Nah man it still gets everywhere.

Ad slogan I literally dreamt up: "Huggies: We'll be there from the first burst until the worst."

The drumming of a laptop keyboard resonates through the bathroom stall.

Confused man at a urinal.

Pull back to reveal. @ Hearst Greek Theatre instagram.com/p/BTIrvUmg_ns/ – at Berkeley, CA

An interstellar burst. @ Hearst Greek Theatre instagram.com/p/BTBJ_ldglmN/ – at Berkeley, CA

A fellow on Castro Street kindly informs me that he likes the sound of my boots... #petitefeet #femininestep

Pong Troop. @ SPiN San Francisco instagram.com/p/BRZI6Q6AuSD/ – at San Francisco, CA

My co-workers know me too well. Thanks, @ghepting! @ Square Inc. HQ instagram.com/p/BRHNI91gMLw/ – at San Francisco, CA

Touched by His Noodly Appendage @ Mission Pool instagram.com/p/BQwwrUDgnwR/ – at San Francisco, CA

Oliver Peepers. @ Castro Street Station instagram.com/p/BQq49dyA40s/ – at San Francisco, CA

INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER @ 16th Street Mission station instagram.com/p/BQnuZa8AjKk/ – at San Francisco, CA

Recursed. instagram.com/p/BQhiYGDAZtq/